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Our Flag Saves Stars by petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 May 2026
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What happens when you put your pirate blorbos in space?
A series of OFMD Project Hail Mary AUs from Pez and Vee, with different (relation)ships. Chapter titles denote the ship/characters!
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Collection of my rare ship OFMD drabbles, each chapter title indicates the ship. Individual chapter ratings will vary.
2026 OFMD Rare Ships Week runs April 19-25!
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The Navy dismissed Officer Jenkens Shaw from service after Stede Bonnet killed his Captain and a pirate shot him in the leg. Many months later, Shaw is roaming Caribbean ports, aimless and friendless… until a man introduces himself as Jeffrey—Jeffrey Fettering.
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Ed wakes up being humped by his krakenified boyfriend. Things get heated, and heavy, from there.
Beta reader feedback: “HOLY LIQUID POPPERS TENTACLE BATMAN”
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At nearly 50 years old, Stede Bonnet inadvertently ends up at the Winter Olympics, the sole competitor for Aotearoa New Zealand in biathlon. With barely three weeks notice, he’s out of depth and worries he’s not adequate.
Ed “Blackbeard” Teach won 13 medals in the Summer Olympics for AoNZ two decades ago. Someone thought it was a good idea to bring former athletes to the Winter games—so here he is, taking selfies with figure skaters, going viral with the curlers, and freezing his ass off on the skeleton track. The media may think Stede’s got no hope, but Ed finds him fascinating.
When Stede and Ed meet, the connection is instant. But as Stede’s events loom, will he be able to compete at the Olympic level? Will he disappoint his crew and his family back home? Worse, will he disappoint Ed?
(Spoiler alert, no. Ed’s all in.)
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Podfuckery 2024 by 1happydaiz, adhduck, Baby_kraken, bizarrelittlemew, caribbeancrocs, cheesecake3, cheesecake3pods (cheesecake3), ClaireGregory, cochineal, darcylindbergh, Deanbird, depressionrobe, elky, emi_rose, fullofhope137, Gemagination, ghostalservice, happydaiz_pod (1happydaiz), Judysoranges, Kninjaknitter, littlefingies, LoopyDangerFrog, LyndziM, nomadsland, offsammich, Permanent_Ink, petrichorca, PilotPiratePods, SD_Ryan, shipmates, smallestchurch, Tipsy_Kitty, tragicallynerdy, veeagainst, with (cheesecake3), with (Tipsy_Kitty), xoxoemynn, YellowMustard, yerbamansa, Yourgentlemanpirate
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jan 2025
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It's a PODFUCKERY!
a group of authors have all taken the same beginning and end of a story and filled in their own delicious middles.... and they don't know who's going to be narrating them!
A group of podficcers have each been given a story to narrate.... and they don't know who wrote them!
Join us through the month of December as we take a journey through nearly 40 different creators!
Hosted by 1happydaiz, BabyKraken, and ghostalservice!
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Pez's pre-canon gentlebeard stories by Fidi, petrichorca
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
12 Jun 2025
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This is a collection of my fics where Ed and Stede meet earlier than canon events. I've done quite a few of them! They range from childhood to young adult to shortly before Stede, canonically, takes to the Revenge.
FYI if I collaborated with someone on a fic they are automatically listed as a co-creator of this series (with permission).
- Words:
- 92,159
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- 6
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- 11
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missing scenes (in timeline order) by ferventrabbit, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
03 Feb 2025
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I (petrichorca/Pez) have been writing missing scene fics for OFMD. They're not deliberately connected, because I just write when I feel the urge and they're self-contained stories, but I've put them in canonical timeline order here in case it's interesting to read my missing scenes like that!
Just an FYI: if I've collaborated with someone on a missing scene and added the fic(s) to this collection (with their consent), they're included as a co-creator on the series.
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[Podfic] $20 Wedding Dress by SonoraWebster, veeagainst, yerbamansa for petrichorca, ghostalservice
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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Ed needs to blow off some steam, so he buys a thrift store wedding dress and pretends to be a runaway bride, in hopes someone at the swanky bar he wanders into will ravage him into oblivion. Stede sees a vision in mint green, but isn’t sure he will be of any interest to this mysterious stranger. Archie watches two cringefail men fall head over heels for each other.
(Yes, Ed’s wearing the season 2 wedding topper dress. 👀👰💚✨️)
Podfic of $20 Wedding Dress by ghostalservice, petrichorca, veeagainst.
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- English
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- 102
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Bookmarked by petrichorca
01 Jun 2026
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[Fan art] Because the Night Belongs To Us by tabbystardust
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
31 May 2026
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Stede has sensitive nipples and Ed likes to get him all worked up by playing with them. 😏
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- Part 7 of Tabby's Bottom Stede Week Art
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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash for ingydar
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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“We need to go in five, okay?” he says, with just a little…tap-tap. His hand, Ed’s ass. Totally innocent. Absent-minded, even. Supes caszh.
Ed’s vision tunnels.
(or: Ed will do anything in his power to get spanked by Stede. Except ask for it. He's not doing that.)
Bookmarked by petrichorca
24 Jul 2025
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in your hands, the world beats sweetly by daydreamcrash
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"He'll be okay, Ed," Mary says, from beside him. She reaches out, laying a reassuring hand on Ed's forearm. "They'll all be okay."
Her voice sounds calm, but when Ed shoots her a sidelong glance, he can see that the anxiety in her eyes mirrors his own.
"I know," Ed says, patting her hand. "I know. It's just… fuck. This is gonna be the longest six minutes of my life, y'know?"
Ed Teach watches from the Family Room at Mission Control while his husband, Commander Stede Bonnet, and his fellow crewmates re-enter earth's atmosphere after their flight around the moon.
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Amazing Accommodations and Service by the Seaside by comrade_bucket
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Jul 2025
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prompt: Jeffrey Fettering + Spanish Jackie + sex pollen + Jeff's Inn By the Sea
that's it that's the fic! Ed & Stede are working hard to make sure everything goes smoothly on the inn's opening night, when something Unexpected happens.
written for jeffrey! fettering! weekend!
- Language:
- English
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- 5,029
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Bookmarked by petrichorca
31 Jul 2025
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Amazing Accommodations and Service by the Seaside by comrade_bucket