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    The thump-thump-thump increases until it’s all John can hear, and quite frankly, he’s had enough. “Just calm down!” he snarls, and he clenches his hand into a fist, and then—

    And then, it stops.

    John has a single moment of blissful silence.

    Then, Arthur wheezes and crumples to the ground.

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    Or, John gains control of Arthur’s heart.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    “I suspect,” snapped Gandalf, “that your ‘lucky ring’ was in fact a dwarven ring of power, one of seven which have been lost, and which you somehow stumbled upon in Moria. Now you have destroyed both it and the dragon in one fell swoop! And that’s all well and good for Thorin Oakenshield and his Company. But an act of destruction like that means the Lord of Darkness who willed that ring into being will have noticed, and like as not, he’s amassing his army as we speak. All of Gondor may have fallen before I’ve so much as caught sight of Osgiliath!”

    “…I didn’t mean any harm,” said Bilbo. He managed to sound both mulish and heartbroken in the same breath.

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    Or: Bilbo destroys the One Ring. It solves fewer problems than you’d think.

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    31 May 2026

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    So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.

    Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.

    “I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”

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    (AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).

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    23 Apr 2026

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    Bob-Bob, we have a problem.

    Robert adjusted his reading glasses on the bridge of his nose, and clicked immediately through to the 1-to-1 window on his Dispatch screen, ready and on hand. “I’m on deck. What’s happening, Bae?”

    Well, there’s really no easy way to say this, but… I’m irresistible.

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    In combat, Flambae gets hit by a spell that makes everyone fall in love with him. Luckily, one specific person seems to be immune.

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    23 Apr 2026

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    PERCEPTION (SIGHT) [Challenging: Success] - That must be it, the bird, perched on the loose gutter of the tenement across the street and one down. It’s no bigger than your hand, with a black speckled body and a pointed yellow beak. Like a child’s drawing of a bird. The platonic ideal of birddom.

    HAND-EYE COORDINATION [Medium: Success] - It isn’t the best angle, but from this distance you could still hit it through the eye.

    LOGIC [Easy: Success] - Why the fuck would you do that?

     

    Harrier Du Bois takes up birdwatching.

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    15 Apr 2026