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    ((In the spirit of typical shoujo RoFan titles......))

    Part 1-2: "The Transmigrated Villain Must Win Over the Heart of His Tyrant Sister!"

    Part 3: "The Grand Duchess Doesn't Approve of Our Marriage!" / "How to Get My Disapproving In-Law on My Side?"

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    (—the consequence is that jesse gets railed some more by two jealous holy knights, thank you.)

    Part 1: Admiral Emma Corleone and Jesse make a deal, which ends with the admiral railing Jesse.
    Part 2: The aftermath of part 1. CedChris are jealous and possessive, and they rail Jesse.
    Part 3: Frédérique and Aurélie notice that Jesse's neck is covered in marks. They are hella amused and tease CJC for it.

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    A series of loosely connected events surrounding (shoujo heroine) highschool student Kim Rok Soo failing to convey his deep admiration towards Lee Soo Hyuk-sunbae, with Choi Jung Soo laughing in the background.

    (Basic summary, but the universe won't necessary be limited to that~)

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    Half of Bastard München’s ace duo and the former heart of Blue Lock, Isagi Yoichi, would say his tentative friendship with Kaiser is contentious at best, strife with taunting remarks and razor-sharp words, and sometimes cut by strange moments of warm companionship. Everything begins to change when Isagi stumbles upon a site known as Archive of Our Own and falls down a rabbit hole simply tagged as ‘KaiSagi.’

    The other half of Bastard München’s ace duo and former star of the New Generation World XI, Michael Kaiser, happens to moonlight as a Big Name Fan of BLTV and, in his spare time, as one of the most prolific KaiSagi authors on AO3.

    Chaos and shenanigans ensue.

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    26 Oct 2025

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    10/?

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    8 (fell to my knees when I caught up. this is just THAT good omg 😭😭😭 ISAGIS FINALLY ABT TO DISCOVER KAISER’S WORKS)

    So silly and fun, amazing read hahaha 🥹

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    (ch1) Absolutely no fucking way.

    Isagi could not, in a million years, ever imagine Kaiser saying that he loved something more than soccer. In that way, Isagi and Kaiser were the same -- soccer was everything. And Kaiser would never say anything so… sweet. Isagi couldn’t even picture it. The idea was completely out of character for him.

    Also he wasn’t cute. If Kaiser ever did something like that, he’d throw him off a balcony into shark infested waters.

    And, he realized after a moment, it felt really strange to imagine Kaiser calling him anything other than 'Yoichi.'

    If he was going to get any sense of understanding why people wanted them together, he needed to find a story that portrayed them accurately.

    And thus, his search continued.

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    (2)

    That didn’t sound right… or did it?

    Crying meant tears. Did he want Isagi crying for his dick? That wasn’t a bad idea.

    But it was still the beginning of his gratuitous blowjob scene. If he wanted Isagi crying, it should be closer to the end once he’s so overwhelmed and turned on just from the act of sucking him off.

    He’d keep it as “moan” for now, change the wording somewhere else, and then have Isagi crying with pleasure by the end.

    Perfect.

    With a plan in mind, Kaiser easily finished writing the scene. He did a quick read through of the entire chapter before shooting the document off to his beta reader, Alexis Ness, for review.

    After years of writing fanfiction and publishing it onto AO3, Kaiser was basically a professional at banging out chapters. He was sure he didn’t even need the editing at this point, but Ness would probably be offended if he stopped asking.

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    “Fuck off, Kaiser!”

    It was a week of not getting anywhere with Isagi. It was completely infuriating. He was going to make Isagi choke on his dick the next time he wrote a blowjob scene.

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    Another week passed. And Kaiser and Isagi had been doing terribly on the field.

    They’re still some of the best strikers in the world, obviously. They can still clearly win the upcoming Bundesliga season.

    But working together as Bastard München’s ace duo, their performance during practice had been abysmal. Kaiser could tell. Isagi could tell. Everyone with eyes could probably tell.

    Kaiser blamed Isagi. That fucking clown.

    He was going to add a degradation kink to the next blowjob scene.

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    “This is a terrible idea,” Kaiser ground out. Like really fucking terrible. Especially with the way Isagi was acting right now. He was going to need to figure out how he’d write KaiSagi fanfiction if he’d be forced to sit next to Isagi while doing it.

    “You both will be fine. Or else,” Noa waved them off. “You can figure this out amongst yourselves. I’m sure you both have each other’s phone numbers.”

    Kaiser nodded and Isagi awkwardly shuffled in place. “Uh, I may have accidentally deleted Kaiser’s number.”

    He quirked an eyebrow. “Accidentally?”

    Isagi’s eyes narrowed. “Yeah, you were acting really insufferable. So I accidentally went into my phone and clicked your name, and then accidentally scrolled down and hit the delete button.”

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    (5) (CRYINF KAISER YOURE SO FUNNY)

    Another example of fanon I’d been thinking about is how big Kaiser’s dick is. In practically every single fic I’ve read, Kaiser gets described as having a huge cock. Sometimes even in fics without smut, authors will still mention it! I’m pretty sure the origin of this fanon interpretation is insanely popular ao3 author, _kaiser_impact, and their kaisagi works. They wrote a lot of kaisagi fics during early fandom that blew up, and I think their own personal interpretations of a lot of kaisagi things just stuck around as fanon because they were so widespread. [...] So like would people kill me if I wrote a kaisagi fic where Kaiser has an average length dick? Would people still be interested in reading the fic?

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    (9)
    What.

    His perfect characterization of Michael Kaiser was his thing. It was what he was most known for as a writer. No one could write Michael Kaiser as well as he could. He had a better grasp on who Michael Kaiser was than anyone else.

    He was Michael Kaiser.

    Fury swept through him. Kaiser couldn’t let something like this go unpunished. He had to respond to bunnysprout41’s comment.

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    Isagi Yoichi can’t stand Michael Kaiser.
    And Michael Kaiser thinks that’s adorable.

    When the two of them wake up in each other’s bodies, surviving the day suddenly becomes their most difficult challenge yet. Between suspicious teammates, a rapidly approaching practice game, and the horrifying realisation that pretending to be each other is harder than it looks, Isagi and Kaiser have no choice but to work together.

    Kaiser isn’t so sure they can pull it off.

    And seriously - why is Yoichi's body so sensitive?

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    14 Jun 2026

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    I LOVE THIS SM

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    Five times Kaiser and Isagi tried to reveal their relationship to the public. And one time everyone finally believed them.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Baek Saheon was trapped in a train with a lunatic. “You’re amazing, ma’am.”

    Kim Soleum twitched, turning toward her with wild eyes. “Ma’am?”

    “You are highly respectable for saving us.”

    Kim Soleum blinked at her.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    IRON MAN HAS A SON

    The words were printed everywhere on every newspaper. Tony Stark, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist, had a son. A child. A real life human being that he’d kept from the media for eight years but had slipped up and shown to the whole world.

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    Peter Parker is Tony Stark's son, and Tony is determined to raise him right.

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    11 Jun 2026

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