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i can't help what i can't help by neocardinia, spikenard
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
22 May 2026
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Local hack author SEDUCED by straight twink home invader! (REAL) (UNCUT) (NOT CLICKBAIT)
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- Part 1 of guilty pleasure
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24 May 2026
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The Fake Dating to Real Marriage Pipeline by Ibijau
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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After Lan Xichen was dumped by his boyfriend who 1. was engaged to a woman the whole time and 2. told Xichen he should give up on dating anyway, Nie Huaisang offers that they start fake dating to prove him wrong.
Lan Xichen agrees, certain that no harm can come from this.
It's not like they're going to really fall in love, right?
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08 May 2026
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By his second night in the Yiling Burial Mounds with the Wen Remnants, Wei Wuxian knows he has to do something drastic to make sure the people he's responsible for now not only survive, but thrive.
And since people already condemn the Yiling Patriarch for starting his own sect, well. It might be the way to go.
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- Part 5 of Garden fics
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18 Apr 2026
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Lithograph by romantic_drift for ofsevenseas, chalkgirlatlarge (amelianotbedelia)
Fandoms: 琅琊榜 | Nirvana in Fire (TV)
20 May 2017
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Jingyan did not expect to ever see his one-night stand from three years ago again.
Mei Changsu did not anticipate that his one-night stand would stubbornly refuse to give up having feelings for him.
Things go very much not according to plan, to Mei Changsu's dismay and everyone else's glee.
(That unofficial sequel to accidental-brothel-girl!MCS fic Palimpsest by ofsevenseas)
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- 4/4
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21 Nov 2025
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Jingyan tucked his hands into his sleeves and said with serene and infinite calm, “I am going to kill him.”
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21 Nov 2025
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Telos by kalon_anoetic
Fandoms: 二哈和他的白猫师尊 - 肉包不吃肉 | The Husky and His White Cat Shizun - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
31 Jan 2025
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In an effort to further humiliate Chu Wanning and cement his status as Emperor, Taxian-jun expands his harem. Chu Wanning now has to survive not only his unwanted role as Taxian-jun's concubine but the dangers of harem politics.
To make things worse, the addition of new wives and concubines doesn't seem to make Taxian-jun any less interested in him. If anything, Mo Ran's obsession with Chu Wanning has grown stronger, and Chu Wanning has to make some difficult choices to protect what little he has left in the world.
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16 Nov 2025
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Ningguang breathes a cloud of smoke through her nostrils like a dragon, and says airily, "Are we? Friends, I mean?" She puts that bored look on her face again, and with a flourish of her pipe she sets her attention back on reading through some paperwork. It's all a front - they both know that this sort of thing might work on Ningguang's usual clientele, but it doesn't do a single thing to scare Beidou off. "I don't believe I'd have the bad sense to befriend a pirate who stirs up trouble in my territory and never sticks around long enough to clean after herself. Quite frankly, I'd have a better time befriending a stray dog off the street."
She shoots a pointed glare at Beidou over the top of her papers, before setting them down to mark off and stamp - this time with a deep black ink, meaning corrections ought to be made. Very intimidating.
Beidou locks eyes with her and smirks. "Woof," she says - a challenge.
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16 Nov 2025
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secretly, secretly, i want to see you by suitkase (owvinea)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Sep 2025
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“Foul beast,” Nefer teases, “Keep it in your pants.”
“Keep it in yours,” Lauma fires back, just to be silly.
She rises, eye-to-eye with Nefer, and pulls her into a kiss.
Nearby, a deer spits at them.
Or, Nefer and Lauma can't seem to get time alone.
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10 Nov 2025
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Two opposing things couldn’t both be true. The truth, Minho thought, was singular, immutable. Untouchable and unchanging.
Looking back, he had been so young.
(or my little saga of Minho and Kibum through the years)
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08 Nov 2025
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“Is that why you’ve been so nice to me? You have a thing for angry blondes who hate you?”
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01 Nov 2025
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Only Chance I'll Take by bluefeathered for AquamarineMemeBender
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
19 Oct 2025
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Sandu's edge cleaves the flowers and branches from their stems in a wide arc, sending up a flurry of powder-fine seeds along with the yao's severed head.
(Jiang Cheng suffers the effects of a strange flower on a night hunt. Wei Wuxian offers to help.)
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19 Oct 2025
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That’s What Friends Are For by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Aug 2025
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Shang Qinghua laughed it off and said that Shen Yuan’s hypothesis was probably right—it was likely just that she hadn’t had many female friends before now. Lots of women were touchy-feely like this with their friends, Shang Qinghua had said. It was normal.
Well, alright then.
Shen Yuan hasn’t had many friends that were women before. Shang Qinghua has had some...interesting friends in the past. This leads to quite a few misunderstandings.
(AKA 5 times Cumplane accidentally engaged in lesbian activities + 1 time they got their shit together)
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23 Sep 2025
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and yours mine by Prim_the_Amazing for buryyourgaydar
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Apr 2025
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“No one can be allowed to know,” Shen Qingqiu decrees. The clear, distinct way he speaks - like cracking a whip, Yue Qingyuan had once heard it described, and hadn’t been able to quite disagree although he had found it to be a touch harsh of a metaphor - sounds odd and a little disorienting, cloaked in his own voice. Yue Qingyuan’s voice.
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Shen Qingqiu and Yue Qingyuan wake up in each other's bodies. They handle it poorly.
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22 Sep 2025
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An Indelible, Irrefutable Bond by CherriChou
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jun 2025
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“If that is truly the case, then it would behoove you to consider improving that particular situation. A poor relationship with the future sect leader certainly doesn’t bode well for your chances. On the other hand…” the peak lord allows his lips to quirk minutely. “Forging an indelible, irrefutable bond with him might just guarantee you the position.”
He watches as the pieces come together in Shen Jiu’s mind. The way his brows furrow in thought before slowly, gradually smoothing out as his eyes widen in understanding. He bows. “Thanking Shizun for his wisdom.”
The Qing Jing peak lord smiles and raises the cup to his lips.
In order to claim the position of Qing Jing’s head disciple, Shen Jiu sets out to ensnare Yue Qingyuan in a trap that not even he can escape from. And if it also means Yue Qingyuan can never abandon him again, then— Well, that’s all for the better.
Yue Qingyuan, meanwhile, is a little too eager to go along with it.
(Qijiu mutual babytrapping AU)
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22 Sep 2025
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Kaveh’s face is bright, young, flushed, freckled, happy. He’s wearing an Akademiya uniform and is as tall as the last time Alhaitham saw him (fifteen minutes ago) which means he’s an inch or two shorter than the last time Alhaitham saw him, because the uniform boots are heeled. He’s staring at Alhaitham with the aforementioned flush spreading like dye over the silk of his cheeks.
“Kaveh,” Alhaitham says. “Don’t freak out. I believe I’ve been displaced in time.”
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20 Sep 2025
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After, they find a way to bring Greed back to life again. The only problem? Homunculi can't reproduce, and Ling needs an heir. As usual, his lack of planning becomes LanFan's problem.
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15 Aug 2025
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When Song Lan confronts Xue Yang in Yi City, Xue Yang makes him an offer he can't refuse: Song Lan moves in. Xiao Xingchen stays ignorant (and happy). Nobody has to die.
Three in a coffin house becomes four. This is, it turns out, not an easy adjustment to make. Xue Yang discovers that Song Lan moving in means living with Song Lan. Xiao Xingchen's reunion with his dear friend isn't going as smoothly as he'd hoped. Song Lan realizes that Xiao Xingchen has built a life without him in it. A-Qing is pretty sure everyone here has lost their minds.
But they're going to make this work. Or die trying.
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- Part 1 of if living can be this
- Part 41 of Author's Favorites
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10 Jun 2025
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If You Get There Before I Do by Continuedinterests
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2020
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Just what the world needs, another Harry and Hermione fall in love in the tent fic. But! Hopefully this is done with heart and definitely no bashing.
They were a few spots away from the last location they were together with Ron, but it didn't stop Hermione from glancing up at the sound of breaking twigs, or the rustle of leaves, or the quieter whispers of wind. By some animal instinct, every time she glanced up he did too. He couldn't help but think of frightened deer, their ears pert and rotating, eyes focused, alert, listening for wolves. The main difference for them was that they wanted the wolf to come.
His glanced away from the empty forest to Hermione's dark eyes, still searching. "He won't find us." He used the sharp tone again, he still didn't mean it that way.
Her eyes moved to his, injured, her mouth bowed in pain. He felt a stab of remorse. To his surprise she moved closer to him instead of turning away. Their spheres of sadness had been separate the last few days, their moroseness quiet, however loud it felt inside his head.
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29 Apr 2025
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Mystery Work
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This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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23 Apr 2025
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fruit punch jelly baby by shizuruu
Fandoms: 病案本 - 肉包不吃肉 | Case File Compendium - Meatbun Doesn't Eat Meat
11 Mar 2025
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He Yu has never liked Valentine's Day: until today. She has come up with the perfect plan to make this day wonderful and teacher Xie has no clue what she (hasn't) signed up for.
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- Part 2 of pinky promise
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22 Apr 2025