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    When they’ve all achieved their dreams, Sanji gets married. Zoro, unable to stay away, orbits his happy little family for damn near a decade.

    Based on @gaypiratehell’s unrequitedAU.

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    06 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 5

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    Piracy is dead, or so they say. A year on from the destruction of the Republic, Prince Ricky’s campaign to wipe out every last pirate in the Caribbean has been all but won. Against all odds, the Revenge is still sailing on, but every day it becomes harder to deny that the life Izzy has always known is crumbling around him.

    Meanwhile, Ed and Stede are still safely hidden in the eye of the storm, cut off from the rest of the world by a Navy blockade. Ed is thriving in retirement, and Stede — well, Stede’s just happy that Ed is happy. And if he’s had to tell himself that more and more as the months have dragged on without any word from Izzy and the crew, that’s neither here nor there.

    When the Revenge’s luck finally runs out, Izzy is forced to go to ground. Ed and Stede might be able to offer the safe harbour he needs, but is there really space for him in their new, quiet life? Does Izzy have it in him to be anything but a pirate?

    (AKA, the first five days after Izzy comes back from the Revenge)

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    31 Mar 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 1

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    New at his office job, Stede hears tapping on the other side of the wall...

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    13 Jan 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 4

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    To be honest, Ed was surprised by Izzy’s insistence on her learning the proper techniques in the first place, feeling more like a navy recruit than a bloodthirsty pirate. She was kind of relieved to know there was more to Izzy’s skill she was willing to share than just the boring drills Ed could’ve gotten by sneaking into a posh boarding school’s gymnasium.
    “What’s the difference, then? How do I really fight?” Ed threw the waterskin onto a pile of coiled ropes next to the mast. She shook her hands out again. “What’s your big secret, Izzy Hands?”

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    29 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 5

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    The prison cell smelled like an omega.

    Which was completely impossible. The only people here were the crew of The Revenge, and even Lucius knew that you didn’t sail with anything except betas.

    Evidently, whoever it was had put a lot of effort into hiding it.

    In which Izzy, Edward, and Stede scandalize the English Navy with six impossible things before breakfast, and Lucius learns the best-kept secret of the Caribbean.

    Or, putting the “non-traditional” in “non-traditional alpha/beta/omega dynamics.”

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    25 Dec 2025