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Bullying Your Crush Doesn’t Have to End on the Playground; You Can Bring It Into the Workplace, Too! by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
25 Apr 2026
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The only man who could single-handedly incapacitate the Shinsengumi in an afternoon is the Shiroyasha. But not in the way one would think!
Actually, he’s not a man at all, currently.
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If You Don’t Take Inspiration From Your Own Life, Someone Else Will Take It for You by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Oct 2025
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Gintoki is going to get over Hijikata. Eventually. It's going to be difficult, though, if Hijikata can undo a month of progress just by showing up, looking irresistible as ever. Wait, and now he's actually trying to win Gintoki back?!
Never mind. He's never getting over him.
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Life Is an Open Window You Can Crawl Through as Many Times as You Want, but Eventually You Might Get Stuck Halfway in and We All Know What Happens Then by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
16 Sep 2025
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Something went down a few months ago. Gintoki's been avoiding Hijikata ever since, but who knows what might happen if he saw him after a few drinks? Gintoki definitely hasn't been spending his nights out drinking at local bars, hoping for one such encounter...
—since the incident! He latched onto the thought desperately, like a man swallowing his final gasps of air. Ever since then, it was possible that, maybe, Hijikata had been different! Gintoki had worked so hard on avoiding him that it was difficult to say, but that one time they had bumped into each other at the supermarket and Hijikata had given him a heavy, unreadable look and then tossed a pack of condoms into Gintoki’s basket was very suspicious in retrospect!
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Train a Man Like a Dog and He’ll Never Leave, but Be Careful, He Might Like It Too Much by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
23 Jun 2025
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Hijikata is exposed to a unique aphrodisiac and somehow Gintoki gets stuck looking after him until he recovers. The Shinsengumi better be paying him, because this is truly some back-breaking labor—with absolutely no personal gratification of any sort!
Gintoki counted on his fingers. “First, it makes my dick hard, and second, it’s like a disguise. I don’t think you want to be recognized with me in the places we’re going. And third, it makes my dick hard—oh, one and three are different, just so you know. One is because you’ll look cute and sexy and three is because you’re going to be humiliated—”
“You’re a bastard,” Hijikata interrupted. “I’m not doing it.”
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There’s No Such Thing as a Free Dessert and if Someone Says There Is They Mean You’re the Dessert for a Pack of Horny Aliens and Also It Still Isn’t Free by passivelyexisting
Fandoms: 銀魂 | Gintama (Anime & Manga)
20 Apr 2025
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Gintoki only had to be drugged up, fucked out, and orgasm denied before he could admit to himself that Hijikata could kind of get it—and Gintoki wanted to let him have it.
“Drop the strawberry!” a deep voice bellowed.
Gintoki’s mouth twitched, but he wasn’t sure why. It could be funny, maybe, somewhere far away where it wasn’t his ruined asshole being violated by his favorite fruit.
He felt the second strawberry sink past his rim. His hole swallowed it easily. There goes the evidence, he thought deliriously.
“Not into him, you bastard!”
Recent series
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tojigumi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
16 Aug 2021
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- 4
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gofushi week 2021 by passivelyexisting
Fandom 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
04 Aug 2021
- Words:
- 10,299
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
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what if we were both young dumb and horny, and didn't know how to have sex.
hansry and first times. plus a kink or two.
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Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
18 May 2026
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shock my heart back to life by mafalda_157
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
05 Dec 2025
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By mutual agreement, they forgo the practice fight.
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- Part 6 of young dumb and horny
Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
17 May 2026
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Henry opens his mouth and lets Hans press his thumb inside. Hans feels a giddy spool of desire curling in his gut, and…fine. Fuck it. Hans barrels into it. “I want to fuck you and touch you and – and see how much you can take, and how much I can give you. I want you to forget everything but me, and I don’t want you to come until I decide you can.”
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Or: Hans edges Henry and roleplays as a nobleman who knows what he's doing.
Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
16 May 2026
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“Killing you would be quick,” Erik said. “He would heal from that wound. I want to return you to him changed.”
(Post KCD2. Erik captures Hans.)
Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
11 May 2026
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"I never thought this would happen, and I was afraid I couldn’t hold myself back around you if I let thoughts of you fill my head,” Henry said. “I was happy just being your friend.”
(KCD2. Hans and Henry say goodbye at Suchdol.)
Bookmarked by passivelyexisting
09 May 2026