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After the war, Draco Malfoy is sentenced to a binding marriage. No one expects Harry Potter to offer himself—but he does. Out of duty, defiance, and something he can’t yet name.
It’s not love. But it might be something just as powerful.❤️Updates on Wednesdays❤️
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Draco sighed, “What do you want, Potter?”
“To talk.”
“Isn’t that what we’re doing now?” Draco asked, eyes flicking to the lift indicator. It had just a few floors to go.
“I mean properly. Sit down. Have a drink. Catch up.”
Draco turned back to him, brows raised. Potter wore that familiar look of stubborn determination, the one he’d had when he stood before the Dark Lord and taunted him like the maniac he is.
“Why?” Draco asked flatly. “What’s the point? We’ve never been friends. Why pretend now?”
“I don’t want to be friends,” Potter said, still wearing that infuriating look.
“Then I see no reason for us to continue this conversation.”
“I want us to date.”
Draco’s mouth fell open. Thank Merlin, no one was around to witness the mortification radiating off him like heat.
“I’ll owl you,” Potter added casually, like Draco had just agreed and confessed a lifelong crush.
Which was absolutely not the case.
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Cigarettes and Other Legal Expenses by outlandish82
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Jun 2025
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Draco Malfoy knows three things:
1. The best things are the most expensive. Like the law firm he has on retainer.
2. He will not quit smoking.
3. If you want Harry Potter's attention, you might have to get arrested for it...repeatedly. -
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Harry Potter has a mystery to solve. No, not a dark artifact or a rogue curse--but a viral thirst-trap account that posts videos of him every spring and summer...all set to the same ridiculous song. The public loves it. Draco really loves it. And Harry? He's spiraling.
Armed with a well-stocked wardrobe, a body honed by combat training, too many tattoos, and a disturbing lack of trousers (Draco's fault), Harry is determined to unmask the anonymous poster--especially now that the footage is getting closer to home.
Featuring chaotic family dynamics, hoochie daddy shorts, sleuthing with zero subtlety, and one very invested husband, this summer Harry's going to find answers...or at least look good trying.
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Draco doesn’t know how to be soft. Not with himself, not with anyone else. But Harry Potter keeps offering himself up without demand or expectation, like softness is something he’s always known how to survive.
Set in the quiet aftermath of war, this is the story of how Draco learns to want. To trust. To stay.
A study in breath, in warmth, in the terrifying beauty of being seen—and letting yourself be held anyway.
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- Part 2 of The Weight of Wanting
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Draco is transported through space and time when he accidentally touches an object deep in the vaults at Gringotts. He appears twenty years in the future at Harry Potter's doorstep, realising that nobody knows who he is, and that his wand was useless. No money, no magic, and no idea how he got there, he relentlessly pursues Harry's help until Harry, unwillingly, gives in. As they traverse the lands of Scotland, the hills of Wiltshire, searching for answers, they become closer, and when Draco finds a way back, he can't decide which way is home.
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The Curse-Breaker’s Guide to Accidentally Sleeping With Your Partner by Jungatheart for PanTheMan
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Dec 2025
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A snowstorm.
A cursed cabin.
And two cursebreaker partners who definitely aren't attracted to each other.
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A Friday afternoon mission gets heated when Harry and Draco are called out to an invisible cabin in Finland.
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An Epiphany, As Related to Draco Malfoy by CopperCatbird for apricitydays
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Feb 2026
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He looked … edible.
What the fuck, Harry thought.
No. Nope. Harry was not going to have an epiphany about his sexual orientation, and he certainly wasn’t going to have an epiphany about his sexual orientation as it related to Draco Malfoy. No. Absolutely not.
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- Part 7 of Drarry Drabbles
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Draco pressed his mouth against Harry’s hair. It wasn’t a kiss. He wished it could be; wished Harry would let him in. It was ironic, that the bite had brought them so much closer together, but Harry had put up more walls than before.
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- Part 9 of Drarry Drabbles
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Harry now had a pile of owl-gifts: a lovely quill and a run-of-the-mill biro; a notepad from a posh Parisian hotel; the tea; a serviette from a bakery in Mayfair (Harry had gone once, had an awkward interaction with Draco Malfoy, and gone home to eat his almond croissant and stew about what a tit he had made of himself); a menu from a Muggle restaurant.
He puzzled over the items each morning. His admirer didn’t seem to know Harry very well. Though, the previous week the owl had brought him Nando’s on his way home, hangry and tired.
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- Part 5 of Drarry Drabbles