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    I (26M) want to invite man I sleep with (26M) to my house to spend the weekend. Help me not ruin it.

    Or: Ilya Rozanov goes to the internet for dating advice

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    03 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    03 Jun 2026

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    January 15, 2017
    For immediate release.
    (English version)

    The Montréal Metros are devastated to announce the unexpected and tragic passing of our beloved captain, Shane Hollander, at the age of 25.

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    or, a canon-divergent au in which shane and rose never met, in epistolary format.

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    31 May 2026

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    Shane waited with bated breath, mentally preparing himself for the incoming judgement. “...I think I’m homophobic.”

    Rose barely kept the surprised off her face. “What?”

    “I think I’m homophobic.”

    “What the fuck do you mean you think you’re homophobic?”

    He groaned. “I don’t know! I think I’m prejudiced against gay people. Isn’t that pretty self-explanatory?”

    Shane has Feelings about the men his roommate, Ilya, brings home. He consults Reddit for advice on how to stop being homophobic. 

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    31 May 2026