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Rio’s grin widened. “Touchy, aren’t you? You're cute when you're annoyed.”
Agatha took a deep breath. “Rio, you can’t lie your way out of this. I don’t know what you're trying to achieve, but you're only making this process longer for yourself.”
Rio leaned forward. “Do you get hit on alot? Because honestly, if you weren’t my therapist I would totally fu-”
Agatha cleared her throat, cutting Rio off. The look on Rio’s face made it obvious that she knew she had gotten a reaction, and Agatha hated it.
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Rio Vidal has just been released on probation from prison – only requirement being that she goes to meet a psychiatrist, Agatha Harkness, twice a week.
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“I mean it,” Agatha says harshly, still not letting Rio free from her piercing stare. Hoping none of this would be lost in translation later, she adds “No one can know that I-“
“That you what? Fucked a colleague?”
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Rio Vidal and Agatha Harkness, both highly regarded detectives, are forced to keep their secret after a night out led to too many regrets (or feelings)
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Finding a suitable tutor willing to work with children turns out to be more difficult than Agatha imagines. So when she founds one, she forgets for a moment that she is still looking for a tutor, not a date, although the woman on screen looks like someone you could risk everything for.
Or, it's Nicholas, who wants to learn spanish, and his mother Agatha, who falls hopelessly in love with her son's tutor, Rio.
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14 Jan 2025
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Birds Of A Feather by childofwo3
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
16 Dec 2024
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When Rio Vidal posted a last-minute ad for a new flatmate, she wasn’t expecting much - just someone to share rent and make it through her final year of university with. What she didn’t count on was Agatha Harkness. Cold, distant, and nothing like Rio, Agatha is the last person Rio expects to grow close to. But as their dynamic shifts, both of them are forced to confront things they weren’t prepared for - especially when Agatha’s past begins to catch up with her.
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The agathario collage AU that nobody asked for :)
(chapter titles are lyrics from gigi perez songs)
This is dedicated to all my lgbtq+ family out there with religious trauma. I promise you that you belong <3- Language:
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11 Nov 2024
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someday we will all be lying on our backs (free at last from income tax) by paddingtonfan69
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
30 Nov 2024
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They’re staring at each other over the now evenly stacked forms at the table. Agatha’s mask has fully slipped and Rio is fascinated by what’s underneath it, an unruly sort of anger, a sharp passion. Agatha looks like she wants to tear Rio from limb to limb. And Rio, god help her, would probably let her.
“Moving on to property taxes…”
“Jesus fucking Christ,” Agatha lets out. “Don’t you have a life?”
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Rio is the best IRS agent in her field. Agatha refuses to pay her taxes. A love story for the ages.
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02 Dec 2024
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I Can Resist Anything Except Temptation by schrodingerspuss
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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"It's a game, Agatha. Don't play it."
Agatha is an FBI agent tasked with finding an elusive and psychopathic serial killer they've nicknamed "The Green Witch".
Suddenly finding herself at the center of this killer's attention, Agatha's already dubious moral compass spins out of control.
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04 Dec 2024
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honey come put your lips on mine (and shut me up) by tinyteamug
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
28 Jan 2025
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“Do not,” Agatha said to herself from her spot in the media booth, “you absolutely do not need to defend your honor against-”
Rio dropped her gloves.
“God fucking damn it.”
The Sharks’ forward had barely gotten her own gloves off before Rio’s fist connected with her jaw. The crowd erupted.
“I am going to kill her,” Agatha announced to no one in particular, already mentally drafting press releases. “Should’ve kept managing curling teams. Nobody ever gets punched in curling.”
OR: Gently feral hockey star Rio and long-suffering publicist Agatha who definitely doesn’t get paid enough for this shit
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07 Dec 2024