onethingconstant
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The Language of Flowers by M J (pietromaximoff), onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022)
21 Jun 2026
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Jack Russell enjoys the quiet life of a queer florist in a small college town, even if that town happens to be infested by a queerphobic cult. Everything's fine until Elsa Bloodstone, the estranged daughter of the cult's leader, storms in and orders an enormous, spiteful funeral arrangement.
It's all about the eternal questions. Questions like: Can these two very different people pull their heads out of their asses and communicate like adults? Can the power of love break the power of hate in a small town?
And most importantly, how DO you say "fuck you" in flowers?
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Made of Blood and Rust by abirdie, bluemoonperegrine, M J (pietromaximoff), onethingconstant
Fandoms: Werewolf By Night (2022), Blade (Movies 1998 - 2004), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel (Comics), Moon Knight (TV 2022), Blade (Marvel Comics)
09 May 2026
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Six months after Ulysses Bloodstone's funeral, an unlikely group of heroes find themselves flung together in a quest to unravel a conspiracy that threatens the world as they know it.
This story follows The Happiness You Bring. You don't have to have read it to follow this.
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- Part 2 of Midnight Sons
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Interlude: The End of the World by onethingconstant
Fandoms: Captain America - All Media Types
01 Apr 2026
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While Bucky is off running with the Legion of Monsters, Sam Wilson has a problem. And a couple of surprise houseguests. And probably a headache.
The hunt for the Winter Soldier, in the background of Monster Mash.
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- Part 9 of Monster Mash
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Adventures in Moon Doofery by bluemoonperegrine, onethingconstant
Fandoms: Moon Knight (TV 2022), Werewolf By Night (2022)
22 Jul 2025
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Welcome to the start of a collection of one-shots in the Hallmark by Knight universe.
I started this because my co-author vicarious-rebel and I have SO MUCH planned for the Moon Doofs that I probably won't get to writing half of the stuff if I stick with multi-chapter long fics. So when the mood strikes me, I'll write one-shots, spoilers be damned.
If you don't like spoilers, don't read this!
If you do and have questions, feel free to ask in comments. Vi and I love comments!
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- Part 9 of Hallmark by Knight
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Jack and Elsa were having a pleasant day out in Los Angeles when the LAPD happened.
A shameless id fic because fuck ICE.
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Monster Mash by onethingconstant
Fandom Captain America (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Werewolf By Night (2022)
01 Apr 2026
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Lonely and grieving the apparent loss of his best friend (slash maybe something more), Bucky Barnes crosses paths with a friendly werewolf, a sardonic monster-hunter, and a ... Ted.
(Yeah, he's just gonna go with "Ted" for now.)
What follows is a series of adventures featuring chosen family, monster sleepovers, home renovations, stray kittens, haunted houses, supernatural dance-offs, and maybe--just maybe--something like life after the end of the world.
Bucky has long thought of himself as a monster, but he's starting to think that maybe monsters aren't so bad after all...
- Words:
- 44,711
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
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Midnight Sons by abirdie, bluemoonperegrine, FollowTheEcho, M J (pietromaximoff), ohlookitsgrim, onethingconstant, pietromaximoff
Fandom Blade (Marvel Comics), Blade (Movies 1998 - 2004), Marvel (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Werewolf By Night (2022)
09 May 2026
- Words:
- 112,327
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Wolves and Women by onethingconstant
Fandom Black Panther (Marvel Movies), Captain America (Movies), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
03 Oct 2024
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Bucky is collecting unbiological sisters. Chaos ensues.
That's it. That's the fic.
- Words:
- 3,262
- Works:
- 1
- Bookmarks:
- 36
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Hallmark by Knight by bluemoonperegrine, onethingconstant
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Moon Knight (TV 2022), Werewolf By Night (2022)
22 Jul 2025
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This is such an alternate universe. It starts in 2010 with the Moon Knight system and Jack in their late 20s. My co-author vicarious-rebel and I have done a number on their backstories. We have a lot planned for the Moon Doofs, as we've taken to calling them.
So everyone knows up front: this series won't venture beyond a Teen rating. It's straight-up sappy, silly romance with varying amounts of angst and action.
- Words:
- 134,320
- Works:
- 9
- Bookmarks:
- 19
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we find ourselves in the same doorways by Somanywords
Fandoms: Captain America (Chris Evans Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
10 Mar 2026
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They kicked him out at midnight. Said sixteen hours was enough and to go sleep. Steve went, for the sake of not pissing anyone off any more than he already had, and also because Bucky deserved some privacy even though he was stuck in a fish tank, and because the stupid environment-mimicking lights did cause headaches after sixteen hours.
He hadn’t thought—he hadn’t thought it would be like this, that was all.
Bookmarked by onethingconstant
16 Mar 2026
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Nameless by theirwolf
Fandoms: Bride of Frankenstein (1935), Universal Monsters Universe, Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios, Frankenstein & Related Fandoms, Universal Monsters: The Bride of Frankenstein Lives (Attraction), Universal Monsters: Eternal Bloodlines (Attraction)
27 Sep 2024
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“Do you have a name?”
She pauses, considers the question. She knows what names are, knows each and every part of her once had their own names. Cannot recall a single one.
“No. The men who…awakened me - they called me the Bride of Frankenstein.”
The other woman snorts but the harshness of the sound and roll of her eyes indicates she doesn’t actually find that revelation funny. “I’m not calling you that.”
Bookmarked by onethingconstant
21 Oct 2024
Bookmarker's Notes
*Marge Simpson with potato*
I just think it's neat.
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Two unexpected visitors disrupt Elsa's day.
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Nerys comes to Donna's Christmas Eve party and tries to understand her new household dynamics.
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A Match Made in Topeka by galwednesday
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Sep 2016
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Slowly, inexorably, the twine ball kept rolling. It smashed into the wooden gazebo supports, which cracked and buckled on impact like they were made out of styrofoam. The ball bounced down down the gazebo steps and picked up speed as it rolled into the street.
“Oh shit,” Sam said.
The purple-stained side of the ball burst into flames.
“Oh shit,” Steve said.
The twine ball barreled forward, burning merrily, now headed straight for the armored SUV that had been advancing up the street. The agents inside took one look at the flaming wrecking ball heading towards them and bailed out, forced to abandon their cover to avoid the most ignominious death in Hydra history.
(That time Steve was so bad at confessing his feelings that the Winter Soldier had to come in from the cold to do it for him. In which Steve has the suaveness of a human tire fire, Sam has the patience of a goddamn saint, and Bucky has had it up to here with watching them dance around each other.
This was supposed to be a quick, goofy road trip romcom, but then I tripped over a lot of Sam and Steve and Bucky feelings, so now it’s a long, mostly-goofy road trip romcom. With a few explosions.)
Bookmarked by onethingconstant
13 Jul 2022