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For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes.
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04 Jun 2026
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i'll write you harmony in c by magneticwave
Fandoms: Pride and Prejudice - Jane Austen, Mansfield Park - Jane Austen
01 Aug 2012
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“Mum, the fact that Lydia was the first of us to end up barefoot and pregnant is honestly a source of continual surprise to me.” // As it turns out, Mary Bennet’s internal checklist to Being a Good Person—go to medical school; join Médecins Sans Frontières; save lives—is a somewhat oversimplification of matters.
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14 May 2026
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Forbidden Fruit by AnonymousMink
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies)
21 Jul 2019
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Maybe it was the please that did it but Jane finally met her gaze, worrying at her lip for a split second before she blurted out, “you ate a magic apple and now you’re some kind of immortal.”
“I’m a…” Darcy blinked twice, swallowed once and shook her head, “nope, okay, rewind. What?”
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Darcy Lewis learned nothing from fairytales.
After eating an honest to god(dess) magic apple she finds herself the unwilling heiress of the powers of Eris, Goddess of Chaos. Stuck on Asgard as she struggles for control, things go from ‘weird’ to ‘oh hell no’ when she’s thrown together with Mr Tall, Dark, and Murderous himself. She wants nothing to do with Loki, no matter what Thor’s mom says about things not always being what they seem, but she might not have a choice. With her control wavering and her powers threatening to go nova she comes to realise he might just be the one person alive who can help her, whether she likes it or not.((Slow burn Tasertricks set after the first Avengers and going blissfully off canon after that point, because it’s apparently still 2012 in my head.)
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17 Apr 2026
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no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa by magneticwave
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types
09 Feb 2016
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“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”
“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.
“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
“There’s not going to be a you and me,” Leia says. “I’m going to have this baby with C-3PO.”
C-3PO says, “Madam,” tremulous.
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14 Apr 2026
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It is at this point that Sansa realizes she is thinking about licking the stomach of her new coworker in the same room as the most accomplished Legilimens in the British Isles.
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10 Apr 2026