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had a marvelous time ruining everything by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
02 Nov 2024
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“Great news, though—well, actually, it may depend how you define ‘great.’” Wei Wuxian folds himself into a cross-legged position and makes a sweeping gesture with one arm toward the closet, from which Lan Wangji can now hear a strange rattling noise. “While you were gone I managed to catch another one!”
“Another . . . cat?” Lan Wangji pulls the closet door open wider and stares at the cage he finds there, inside of which a small black cat is clinging to the ceiling bars with all the desperation of a cornered wild animal.
“That’s Volcano!” Wei Wuxian says by way of explanation. “She’s a little spicy.”
OR: 5 times wangxian's feral kittens get in the way of lan wangji proposing + 1 time they help
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- Part 3 of feral kitten aus
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20 Jun 2026
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darling, all of my wrongs led me right to you by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear Editor,
On page B5 of the Arts & Culture section, the jazz concert review contains an error. The sixth paragraph, which describes Xiao Xingchen as a “terrorist,” should presumably say “tenorist” instead.
Sincerely,
ReaderTo: [email protected]
From: [email protected]Dear discerning reader,
Thank you for reaching out about this matter. In fact, that is not an error; rather, our Arts & Culture writer sincerely believes that being bad at jazz is equivalent to terrorism.
Helpfully,
Wei WuxianOR: rival newspaper editors!wangxian use slightly different email tactics to court each other
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19 Jun 2026
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you could write a book on how to ruin someone’s perfect day by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
25 Apr 2025
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“Ask a Librarian” Chat Log Archive
WEI WUXIAN: my doctor diagnosed me with librariphobia so i can’t come return my books it’s a very serious condition
LIBRARIAN: Fear of libraries? Ridiculous.
WEI WUXIAN: fear of librarians actually! i can’t get within 1000ft of them
LIBRARIAN: Then it’s best for us to stop conversing.
WEI WUXIAN: but then how will i get my fines cleared?
LIBRARIAN: You are not getting your fines cleared.
WEI WUXIAN: this is extremely cruel and unusual
LIBRARIAN: If you say so.
[Librarian has disconnected.]
OR: delinquent library patron!wwx's favorite pastime is pestering librarian!lwj through the online chat
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16 Jun 2026
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world's end rhapsody by wakerife
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
04 Oct 2020
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Yoo Joonghyuk’s head tilts, and he looks at Kim Dokja almost curiously, like a house cat watching a flock of doves beyond a glass window pane.
“I used to think that you made me behave in a way that is unlike myself, but lately I’ve begun to think that what you do to me is exactly how I’m meant to be.”
another post-epilogue fic, wherein kim dokja may or may not need a bigger hospital bed
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01 Jun 2026
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good boys go to heaven by rainy_writer
Fandoms: 전지적 독자 시점 - 싱숑 | Omniscient Reader - Sing-Shong
02 Mar 2026
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“Okay, you can—” Dokja exhales, regroups. “Half. You can put in half.”
Joonghyuk looks at him.
“That’s a reasonable compromise,” Dokja says. “That’s me being reasonable. Half is generous, actually, given the circumstances, given that your hands alone are already—” he gestures, which communicates nothing specific but Joonghyuk follows it anyway. “Half,” Dokja repeats. “And slowly.”
“Slowly,” Joonghyuk says, like he’s agreeing to something.
“And don’t look at me like that.”
“Like what.”
“Like you’ve already decided you’re not going to do half.”
Dokja's first time with Joonghyuk involves a formal negotiation, several amended offers, and the gradual humiliating discovery that his body has opinions that are completely at odds with everything his mouth is saying.
He had concerns going in. The concerns were valid. They did not help.
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30 May 2026