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    “It’s been three months Val. If he hasn’t learned his lesson by now, he never will. And like I said, we will keep him in check. But I can’t look at fucking spreadsheet anymore alright? So you either talk to him, or you’ll have to do my work too!”

    “You already talked to him, why do I need to do it too?” he huffed, wrapping his wings tighter around himself, blowing off more smoke around the room. Velvette remained quiet for a moment, and Valentino waited, staring at the windows in his room.

    “He told me he’s only doing it if I convince you to talk to him”

    or

    Three months after the battle, Vel and Val are tired of working double time to cover for Vox, so, they decide enough is enough.

    Expect Vox sucks in apologizing, and things go overboard quicker than they could ever imagine.

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    Life at the hotel was… fine. 

    He was serving drinks, listening to some sinners when they needed someone, helping Charlie and Vaggie work things out now that it was becoming more and more full of people wanting to repent and ascend.

    He had a lot to do. 

    He was busy. 

    Life was fine. 

    The last few days had been… fine.

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    “You treat me like she did…”

    There was a pause, then the sound of static. Alastor’s head turned 180 degrees to stare at Lucifer on the other end of the bed, just as he finished fixing his bowtie. 

    “Excuse me?”

    “Your… behavior… is just like… hers…”

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    “I…” he swallowed hard, staring at Regulus’ face, trying to understand it for himself. He knew the concept, he knew what those words meant, but he was a guy. A 16 year old guy that… given the circumstances, should have loved what just happened. A hot woman, way older than him, with experience, willing to give him a quickie in the bathroom? Wasn’t that every 16 year old boy’s sex dream? Sure he felt like he had cheated on Regulus (even if they weren’t a thing) and sure she didn’t ask him if he wanted and she held his hand down against the sink and she didn’t stop when she asked him to but…

    But…

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    James gets sexually assaulted in Slughorn's Christmas party, and he doesn't understand why he feels the way he does.

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    No one was happy with this arrangement.

    Like. Truly. If anyone, anyone, found out, they were utterly incredibly fucked.

    They had talked about it. Discussed it. Reached an ending point, told each other it was for the best, that it would never happen again, that they had too much to lose on both sides…

    And yet every time, somehow, they went back to square one.

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    Regulus returns from a night of torture, and James finds him and comforts him the best he can.

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    24
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    4
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    1,337
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    Albus had never been such a great fan of Christmas, not like his siblings and cousins were.

    But everything changed after his fourth year.

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    Or

    Albus invites Scorpius and Draco to the end of the year Christmas party at the Weasleys, and everything goes according to plan.

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    183
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    1,685
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    Heats. Fucking heats.
    There was nothing Frost hated more than heats.

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    As an alpha slave, his job was to breed.

    As a free man, his job is to care for his pack and be a good alpha.

    There's no time for distractions. No time to think about his needs.

    There are chains that are hard to break.

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    3/?
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    He was glad he couldn’t see his friends from here, fuck, they were probably laughing their asses off.

    “And all I want is him and me, forever and… forever…”

    Oh thank the good Baron that it was over. He let out a girly sigh and fell back onto the couch as Gricko continued his narration of what was happening as the ‘heroes’ came over to his volcano layer so that Ragnaross could confess his love for Ragnarachel.

    Alright. Time to act.

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    158
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    4
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    1,193
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    It was the way they looked at each other.

    It was the way they talked, the way they were always close, always somehow touching.

    It was the way Taishen always served him tea before anyone else, it was the way Jornir stood in front of him first whenever something dangerous seemed to be close.

    It was driving Queenie insane!

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    When he comes back to himself, he still has Taishen in his arms.

    Jornir’s eyes snap open and he looks around, looking for a way out of the river, swimming in however way he can to reach the shore.

    He does it, and as his attention returns to Taishen, he sees his eyes closed and his chest moving slowly, weakly.

    His robes are covered in blood.

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    4
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    50
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    The title says it all.

    Everyone fucks Taishen in their own way.

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    4
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    107
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    7
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    1,486
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    Travelling through the Fae Wilds, the crew reaches a prairie with a small house surrounded by fields of blue grass and strange flowers. Everything seems normal, until Gideon begins to hear a familiar tune that brings back memories he would rather forget.

    Luckily, he has his friends with him.

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    111
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    “What is worse, Kremy Lecroux? That they find out the truth… or suffer for your sins?”

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    Kremy has a nightmare about Mr. Garou, and his friends are there for him.

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    1/1
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    Gideon is too warm for comfort during a heat wave. Kremy is cold and his husband.

    They fuck.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    236
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    25
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    2,695
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    Kremy can't stop about their wedding. He can't stop thinking when he fell in love with Gideon. He's trying to make sense out of this mess, while their adventure in the Fae Wilds continues.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    134
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    815
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    During Gideon's wedding, Kremy gets cursed by the Fae magic and finds himself in love with Gideon, the man he himself promised to 3 different pixies.

    Once the curse is removed, however, he comes to the crippling realization that maybe it wasn't the curse after all.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    130
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    5
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    923
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    When Gideon is awaken by a nightmare, he realizes he's not the only one struggling with them.

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    Comments:
    2
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    201
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    13
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    1,163
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    5 times Kremmy almost said 'I love you', and one time he did.

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    15
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    332
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    29
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    After their adventures in the Fey Wilds, the crew is heading home, when Kremy hears a strange sound coming from the woods around them. It sounds... like a baby crying.

    Despite his better judgment, he goes to investigate, and finds a little genasi girl abandoned in the forest.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,528
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    522

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