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    Luo Binghe was idly scrolling through the novel selections when he stumbled upon PIDW. He suspected that the author of this shitty stallion harem novel was stalking him in real life because why the hell were their names and looks exactly the same?! Except... WTF was this weakling, white lotus bullshit?!?

    "That's right, Master Shen, beat up that fake-ass brat!"

    "Fuck you, Cucumber Bro. Come meet me IRL and I'll castrate you!"

    "Where's the rest of Shen Qingqiu's backstory??? Airplane, you better not leave your house!"

    One day, the villain's infamous #1 fan and defender gets transmigrated... as Luo Binghe, kneeling in front of Shen Qingqiu.

    Wowow. He's gorgeous! I knew he would be. Luo Binghe thought with pride. Ha! The original MC was such a loser. Imagine chasing after anyone else when this beauty is right here! Shen Qingqiu, my beloved, You. Will. Be. Mine.

    [System: ??? WARNING: OOC! OOC!]

    LBH: Shut the fuck up! Idc!

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    21 Sep 2024

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    Cloud has a cold. He is not in the mood to fight Sephiroth.

    AKA: An unfortunately timed sickness might just end up saving the world.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    Shane: So, what is this we’re doing again? 

    Harris: It’s called 36 Questions That Lead to Love. They’re questions that a psychologist developed back in the nineties that are supposed to help couples move past the awkward stage and get more personal. It’ll be fun!

    Shane: You always say that it’ll be fun, and I don’t think it ever ends up being much fun. 

    Ilya: I always have fun. I do not know what your problem is. 

    [Harris lets out his signature booming laugh, and Ilya grins widely.]

    Harris: You maybe have a little too much fun. 

    Ilya: There is no such thing. 

    Shane: But what’s the point of the questions if we’re already in love? Like, we’re married. You were there when it happened.

    Harris: Yes, but they can help you deepen your connection, and it makes for good content. People love your love. 

    Ilya: I think we had a pretty deep connection last night, am I right?

    [Ilya holds his hand up for a high-five from Shane, but Shane only glares, and Harris looks slightly horrified. Ilya looks back expectantly, but when Shane doesn’t move, Ilya high-fives himself. With the sound of the clap, the screen goes black.]

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    18 Jun 2026

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    troybarrett if u can read this im free on thurs @censational · Oct 23, 2022
    Ilya Rozanov getting cancelled for having an Asian fetish was NOT on my 2022 bingo but here we are #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    kari ˚⟡˖ ࣪ @pikesplacee · Oct 23, 2022
    the question of “why shane hollander of all players” finally makes sense now I guess… #ilyarozanovisoverparty

    vi @mooncatvi · Oct 23, 2022
    you mean the hockey player I liked isn't a good person? 🥺 you mean the stripper doesn't love me? 🥺 #ilyarozanovisoverparty

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    17 Jun 2026