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When Light gets his memories back, the little game of romance he and L have accidentally started, comes to an end. The problem is, L doesn't want to let go. Do they still have a chance? A pretty cheesy and not-so-original story, that includes slight OOC-ness, Light/L yaoi, and some crude language.
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After the events at the Manor, Harry and Draco find themselves stranded in the countryside with a broken wand and Death Eaters on their tail. This is the story of an uneasy truce, featuring faerie forests, seaside caves, Romani camps, kind old ladies, and a shared bed in an attic.
Or how two boys fell in love in the midst of a bloody coup.
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07 May 2026
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101 Ways to Heal Your Wizarding Woes (Or, an Unfortunate Incident with a Traffic Cone and a Policeman’s Helmet) by who_la_hoop for sesheta_66
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Dec 2007
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Harry is a trainee Auror, and Draco is living at Malfoy Manor, bored and petulant with nothing to do, and no career prospects. Draco's attempt to heal himself via Muggle psychology – including writing a series of 'why I hate you' letters to Harry – backfires when an overanxious house elf delivers the results to Harry. Harry is bemused, Draco is angry and together they have a lot of issues to work out.
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13 Apr 2026
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When Harry Potter fires a deadly curse at his "arch-enemy", he has no idea what the curse does.
He has no idea he will soon beg Draco Malfoy's forgiveness and try his best to atone.
He has no idea that the ugly bathroom incident he would rather forget will tangle and bind their lives together with no chance of escape.
Navigating a treacherous path between Dumbledore's lies and Voldemort's orders, Draco is trapped and considered to be dead by both sides of the Wizarding War. Against the Golden Trio's wishes, he joins them on the Horcrux hunt. Except that he has no idea what he is hunting for.This is a love-story, a fight-story, very much compliant to the 6th and 7th 'Harry Potter' books and yet, very, VERY different.
Because this time - after the Sectumsempra incident - Harry visited Draco in the hospital wing and tried to apologise.
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13 Mar 2026
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Harry doesn’t like Malfoy.
Never mind the moments in the forgotten alcoves of Hogwarts. Never mind the secret meetings and secret kisses.
After all, you don’t have to like someone to kiss them.Only now the War is over, and Malfoy’s different. And Harry’s no longer sure how he feels about the other boy.
I reject JK Rowling and her TERF rhetoric. Trans women are women.
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08 Mar 2026
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When Harry Potter unintentionally severs their soulbond before it can fully form, Draco Malfoy resigns himself to a slow death and decides not to burden Harry with a soulmate he's made it very clear he doesn't want.
He's never been selfless before, but for Harry, he can try.
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16 Feb 2026