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There are three simple rules of witness protection Oscar has made for himself:
Don’t draw attention to yourself.
Trust no one.
Don’t fuck up rules 1 and 2.Somehow, within five minutes of meeting Lando, Oscar has broken all three.
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26 Jun 2026
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“Are you aware of your condition?” Oscar is, thank you very much. Five doctors told him (his mother) about the miracle he was. He nods, rolling his eyes. “So you know you have a rut coming up?”
Oh. This. No, this was unexpected.
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25 Jun 2026
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Usually, a normal Monday afternoon for Lando Norris wouldn’t include encountering his only long-term boyfriend in a random Puma event while he holds his two-year-old son, trying to get him away from the hideous statue they have on display.
Or: where Lando and Oscar find their way back to each other six years after breaking up.
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25 Jun 2026
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Oscar gives Lando a compass for his fifteenth birthday. The needle always finds North. Oscar spends the next decade pretending he doesn't know what that means.
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25 Jun 2026
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Dear Mr Norris,
We have reconsidered your immediate eviction due to noise complaints. Although this was a serious offence, we will allow you to keep your current accommodation in exchange for volunteer work throughout the university. The majority of this would involve helping our groundskeeper Pete in maintaining our campus facilities.
If you wish to accept this offer, please respond to this email immediately.
From The Administration Office.With one hasty “Yes!” Lando had sealed his fate for the rest of the year. It couldn’t be too bad right?
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24 Jun 2026