normalzebra
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But Where Are The Splash Fights? by normalzebra for WickedWonder
Fandoms: Questionable Content
24 Dec 2009
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You really, really can't believe everything you see on the Internet.
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The Blue Door and The Green Wood by normalzebra for juliet
Fandoms: Pamela Brown - Swish of the Curtain
21 Dec 2009
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"it's not luck that got us here – we've all worked jolly hard for this, you know." The last amateur performance of the Blue Doors in Fenchester.
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Lightning can strike twice.
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Who's snowing who?
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Even for an astrophysicist, stars aren't meant to be this close. (Written for the SGA_flashfic Darkness challenge, under amnesty.)
Recent bookmarks
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Outside Context by tanarill
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars Original Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels
08 Mar 2017
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One's a world-hopping botanist just trying to get home. One's a certifiable killer, looking for same. Together they
fight crimedo good.Bookmarked by normalzebra
22 Jun 2026
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This is for sure one of the oddest Star Wars fanfics I’ve ever read but good lord it is awesome.
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Fundamental Force Carriers by tanarill
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
13 May 2016
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The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.
The past wasn't at peace with him.
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- Part 1 of Probability Matrices
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It’s supposed to be an easy, if annoying, mission - escort some senators to a planet for relief aid and a few photo-ops. It leads to pirates, kidnappings, and infiltrating Count Dooku’s palace on Serenno. It leads to the end of the war and the start of a relationship Cody never knew he could want, let alone have.
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i can't go back and lose it all by eynn
Fandom Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
10 Aug 2022
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What would happen if all the Jedi loved their friends, family, spouses, or troops too deeply to accept the horrific losses in the Clone Wars? They would all Fall. And if all the Jedi Generals are actually Sith, Order 66 would not work as planned.
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
19 Jun 2026
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A wonderful AU in which pretty much all the Jedi Order fall. This is one of those stories that is crack, but at the same time extremely moving and poignant. The author is clearly a genius.
Things that stuck in my head last time I read this:
* Another story with a moveable Temple
* This is the one where Anakin has parasitic vines in his mindscape representative of some of the damage Palpatine had done to him -
like someone bereft and lied to by eynn for SpaceShipMint
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
01 May 2020
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Anakin has a weird feeling in his stomach as he walks away from the Chancellor’s office.
Who would have thought that Chancellor Palpatine would be a student of the Sith? Only to know how to keep the Republic safe from them, of course. All those priceless artifacts and holocrons that he’s collected to keep safe, hidden in his private rooms.
It’s a good thing that he isn’t Force-sensitive, Anakin thinks with a small laugh, because the energy coming from all those things would have driven the poor man mad in a day. He only spent maybe twenty minutes in the room, just long enough to look at the piece the Chancellor thought might be of use to him, and his head was still spinning.
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Bookmarked by normalzebra
19 Jun 2026
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What if Anakin went to Obi-Wan with honesty after the Chancellor made his play?