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“Harry, please,” Death says beseechingly. “You haven’t even heard the full punishment yet.”
“Oh? There’s more?”
“Tom Riddle will be in your custody for five years,” Death finishes. “Five years is how long that Fate has deemed you should be punished with the presence of your worst enemy."
A hundred years after the end of the Second War, Harry Potter, Master of Death, unwittingly helps the last fragment of Lord Voldemort’s soul escape Limbo. Now, bound by Fate to Tom Riddle for the next five years, Harry has to coexist with the man he feared the most.
Or: Auror M.O.D. Harry and Tom Riddle strike an uneasy truce and solve crimes together, and Harry has to decide if his capacity to save everyone includes everyone, really.
OR: an excuse for Harry and Tom to be a crime-fighting duo like Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, while also trying not to strangle each other.
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12 Jun 2026
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The Finer Intricacies of Getting Harry Potter Pregnant by Astralith
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Sep 2024
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Tom Riddle's several (failed) attempts at getting Harry Potter pregnant, and one time he succeeds.
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12 Jun 2026
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Don’t Trust the B* in Apartment 7b by aroundloafofbread for Wolven_Spirits
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jun 2021
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Harry is, or was, never concerned about identity and sexuality. After all he did spend some of his childhood under the care of his godfather, Sirius I-fuck-anything-with-a-hole Black.
But right at this moment, he could feel a real crisis coming on. A crisis in the form of a classically tall, dark, and handsome stranger rolling a suitcase into the apartment next to him.
An illegally handsome man with perfectly coiffed hair, perfectly pressed luxury-brand clothes and perfectly elegant stride who had no business whatsoever hanging out in this crappy, seedy neighbourhood that Harry was living in.
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12 Jun 2026
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It was April Fools’ Day. The Great Hall was bustling with life, students snickering to their friends. Everyone had a prank they wanted to pull today.
Harry knew who he wanted to prank: Tom Riddle. The man was the Slytherin prefect and his greatest enemy.
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A story in which Harry decides to prank Riddle by acting differently. He decides to act nice. It doesn’t go as planned.
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11 Jun 2026
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“And I don't know if you've noticed,” Wenlang huffs, shakes his head again, “but for whatever reason, my parents like you.”
“Everyone likes me,” Gao Tu smirks back.
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10 Jun 2026