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Not in Kansas Anymore, Harry! by no_touching
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2019
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James always told Sirius any woman who fell for his dubious charms must be insane. He never said anything about immortal beings using him to get up the duff!
Harry Potter did not grow up friendless and lonely. Yeah, his family treated him terribly, but he'd met Freddie the first day of primary school and she was awesome. This is (an entirely self-indulgent) tale of Sirius Black's daughter Freddie, her friendship with Harry, and their journey through the multi-verse.
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Sunrise in Exile by Ragdoll (Keshka)
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Doctor Strange (2016), Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)
16 Aug 2025
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Tony does the math and realizes their best chance to save the universe is by... not confronting Thanos on his own turf.
So he steals a wizard and a spider and a space ship. And he runs.
(Three humans and an A.I in space, the alien friendships they make along the way, and discovering how science and magic might coexist in a universe where they can be one and the same.)
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- English
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- 58/58
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- 29
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- 3,998
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04 Apr 2026
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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- English
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- 728,096
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- 108/108
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- 11
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- 7,397
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14 Dec 2025
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Because I am not only in this diary, little girl.
Because I was curious when I heard whispers of the lost Black who had somehow been brought back to life like a Phoenix.
Because you are far too special to kill, Hermione.
~Second in the Dark Romance Tomione Series: Killing Me Softly~Series
- Part 2 of Killing Me Softly
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- English
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- 103,549
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- 25/30
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- 322
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05 Oct 2025
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Hermione Granger is a semi-socially adjusted genius who would really rather not alter her life plans to study at a school she's never heard of before. She had dreams and plans and wishes and goals. None of them included being a witch. But here she was anyway, a real witch with a real wand, a legacy shrouded in secrecy, and a few too many titles for an 11-year-old.
Or; Hermione's parents are a bit more reluctant to send their only child to magic boarding school. They also happen to be squibs who passed on a pretty rich magical legacy.
[Revised, Rewritten, with New Additions!!]
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- Part 1 of Blood Never Lies
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10 Sep 2025
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Threads of Fate by Caiti (Caitriona_3)
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), The Incredible Hulk (2008), Thor (Movies), Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. (TV)
13 Mar 2016
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Soulbonds - platonic, romantic, whatever - everyone has them. Once in a while a person is born who breaks the mold, a person destined to burn bright in the lives of many. These people have multiple soulmarks – even up to ten or more. They tend to become the focal point of a network of people, the center point of stability for a group destined to change the world. Rare as black opal, these individuals often become legends in their own time…with all the good and bad that comes with such attention.
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- English
- Words:
- 48,474
- Chapters:
- 26/26
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- 3
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- 949
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29 Aug 2023