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    Little Pocket Universes for the Ineffables to be silly in

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  1. Public Bookmark 29

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    Crowley remembered Aziraphale’s hand crushing his own with desperate ferocity at the final moment, as though love itself might anchor them against the unravelling. He remembered thinking, with a grief so enormous it eclipsed fear entirely, that they had only just found each other properly. Only just allowed themselves to want. And then he had dissolved into nothing at all.

    Only to wake up.

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    Aziraphale and Crowley willingly sacrificed themselves in order for a Godless universe to thrive, to give humanity a chance at life without destiny. So how come they still exist?

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Oh, come now,” she coos a song that promises peace. “You cannot have expected I would disappear entirely.”

    The flame on the right dims, a silvery steel-grey that gleams only at the edges. It broadens as it bridges the gap, its tail a wrought-iron filigree reaching for its pair on the left…

    The left bristles, flares and somehow smoulders though there is nothing left to burn. Each electron is shrapnel sharp, ready to skewer the very hand of their creator.

    “There you both are,” she smiles with a face neither ever knew but somehow both can remember. “Much better.”

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Before he could dwell any further, an apple appeared in front of Aziraphale’s nose, delicately dangling from a hand that drew Aziraphale’s eyes along an outstretched arm until he was looking up at the tall (he really was very tall) man hovering beside him.

    “This one nearly got away,” the man offered with a hint of amusement. His brow creased slightly as his mouth opened to say something else, before he apparently changed his mind and brought his lips back together.

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    A few months ago, there was a comment on Tumblr that there are ponderings about what would happen if Aziraphale or Crowley's memory was wiped, but what if both their memories were wiped?

    This is a story of that what if.

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    11 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 85

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    Shhh, shhh, listen. Listen. Alright… Listen,” Crowley hears himself babble, his mouth taking over while his mind short circuits in panic.

    Shushing is hardly necessary. Aziraphale is staring up at Crowley with his mouth hanging open, no sound coming out. He's unfairly gorgeous in the golden lamplight, cocooned by ridiculous tartan sheets and far too many throw pillows. All glowing and pink in the face from their earlier exertions leading up to that sad, deflated balloon of a conclusion.

    After an agonising beat, Aziraphale snaps his jaw shut and offers Crowley an impossibly gentle smile. “I'm all ears, my dear,” he murmurs. There’s that blasted gentleness again.

    It's all somehow worse than if he were upset.


    Aziraphale and Crowley's first time in bed together goes about as smoothly as the rest of their relationship.

    (They get there eventually.)

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    31 Mar 2026

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    “Dearest,” Aziraphale said, making eye contact with effort. Crowley’s eyes were wide, his snakish pupils blown. “Crowley, I love you too,” Aziraphale said with a wavering smile, squeezing Crowley’s fingers. “Very much.”

    Crowley’s mouth dropped open and he blushed up to his ears, flustered enough to yank his hands out of Aziraphale’s grip. “Slkhjkghfgfg, hhha, what?”

    “I watched the video you sent me,” Aziraphale explained, already fishing his telephone out of his pocket. “The love song? Crowley, I don’t know how you found it, but it’s lovely! The lyrics fit our relationship so well.” He beamed.

    In response, Crowley’s eyes popped. “Love… ssssong?” he repeated slowly, something almost like horror growing on his face. “Aziraphale, which video did you watch from me?”

     

    [Crowley's prank doesn't go as he expected, in the best way possible]

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