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a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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Wei Wuxian
Radical RealistToday a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
You know what I said?
“Get this thing away from me.”
The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
The gift of failure.
When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter
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18 Jun 2026
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"We're caught in a time loop," Lan Zhan says. "This is the fifth iteration." There's a flash in his brain, a quick series of images, Wei Ying's lifeless eyes staring past him, over, and over, and over again. "It starts like this every time. It ends with you dead. Then it resets itself."
He watches Wei Ying process it, the flicker of his eyes, a tilt of his head, before he nods again, leaning forward, untangling his feet from the covers and pushing himself to the edge of the bed. "What have we tried?"
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14 Jun 2026
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Wei Ying yelps. But, like, in a dignified way. "H-hey, now! I, uh…"
Taking his cue, Lan Zhan backs off completely, removing both hands and mouth from Wei Ying's body, which isn't exactly what he wants. Lan Zhan's face is neutral, and he waits for Wei Ying to explain himself.
"I wanna keep going," Wei Ying says, wanting to make that part crystal clear. "But I just… I kind of came here under the assumption that I would be topping."
Lan Zhan blinks very, very slowly. "I am a top."
"Well," Wei Ying says carefully. "So am I."
"You are not."
Wei Ying lets out a cry of indignation. "Am too!"
Lan Zhan gives a minute shake of his head. "You do not know it yet, but you are not a top."
"And how the fuck would you know my preference?!" Now, Wei Ying is getting genuinely angry. "I've never had gay sex with anyone, let alone you, so how can you—"
"Wei Ying."
"What?!"
Lan Zhan is giving Wei Ying the same look that an adult gives a child who thinks they can go swimming when it's freezing outside. "Let me try. If you do not like it, we will stop, and I will be the bottom."
Never bring a bottom to a top fight.
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12 Jun 2026
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are you gonna marry, kiss, or kill me? i’m betting on all three by livinginaworldofnoise for Linya333
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
15 Feb 2026
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“So, how much money do you make? I’ll need to compare it to the wealth of my other suitors before I decide whose thigh I should cling to for support. How much experience do you have being a sugar daddy?” Wei Wuxian asks earnestly.
“Other suitors?”
Wei Wuxian affects a look of surprise. “Surely you can’t expect a commodity as hot as myself to put all my eggs in one basket?”
“What other suitors?” Lan Wangji says stubbornly.
“That’s confidential. I can only tell you once you make it past several rounds of sugar daddying.”
Lan Wangji does not respond to this provocation.
OR: wei wuxian kindly agrees to scare off nie huaisang's blind date, but the blind date in question is not so easy to scare off
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12 Jun 2026
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Wei Ying takes a deep breath before opening the pouch, then holds it out to Lan Wangji. "Smell it," he urges.
Lan Wangji does. Whatever is in the pouch has a heady, floral scent that tickles his nose. Holding back a sneeze, he looks up at Wei Ying for an explanation.
"The locals told us about a plant with interesting properties," Wei Ying says with a sly grin. "I kept the kiddos far away from it, naturally, but I couldn't resist going and helping myself to a little bit of its pollen. I was very careful not to breathe any in myself, so I don't know if it'll work, but I want to study it. So, how do you feel?"
Lan Wangji feels…funny. His robes suddenly feel too tight around the collar, and the room feels slightly warmer than it did a minute ago. There is also a strange restlessness growing in his chest, his heart drumming a bit too fast.
"You look kinda heated," Wei Ying teases, scooting over sit right next to Lan Wangji. He pinches Lan Wangji's right earlobe between his fingers. "And you're blushing! How cute."
Hand coming up to seize Wei Ying's wrist, Lan Wangji is starting to feel like something is very, very seriously wrong. "What did you do to me?"
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15 May 2026