mrspizzle
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Volo's 🦐 Fiesta by Krawan, mrspizzle, volos_erotic_library, writesoftheratt
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Jan 2025
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Volo sighed, surveying his enormous, bulging erotic library. He should have been satisfied... but all he really wanted to read was a story about a wizard who came to fix a lifeguard's plumbing, and just as the lifeguard saved the wizard from a bathtub shark attack, their smallclothes fell off and they began to have sex. Or... something like that. Not quite right, he thought, but he couldn't put his finger on quite what it was he wanted. Here are some stories he wrote instead.
(Or: Volo's Erotic Library presents a cheesy porn trope fiesta!)
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- Part 2 of Fortnight of Cringe Challenge
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Volo’s Erotic Library by Kimber_Boh, mrspizzle, volos_erotic_library, writesoftheratt
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
20 Jul 2024
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Tavony and Lorroakan go 2 a concert n fall in luv my Immortal style? Rolan’s discord kitten leaked their chat logs? It’s horny, cringy, crack-fic chaos in Volo’s Erotic library!
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- Part 1 of Fortnight of Cringe Challenge
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*** I had original plans to finish this out on a 3rd chapter, but couldn’t bring myself to write out the end (killing our beloved off per canon). It feels a bit incomplete (not a cliffhanger, but still) but it’s ending there. Sorry!***
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Fortnight of Cringe Challenge by Kimber_Boh, Krawan, mrspizzle, volos_erotic_library, writesoftheratt
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
12 Jan 2025
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it is what it is by Brittnodo for Stonetin
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
04 Jun 2026
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“You have sense,” Henry frowns. “Did someone tell you that you didn’t?”
It says to how far they have come that Henry feels immediately defensive on Hans’ behalf. He can say what he likes to Hans, Hans is his friend, but if anyone dares to say a word against him in his presence, he will respond.
Hans’ toes poke out of the water then disappear again. He blows a few suds away, sends them scattering across the hazy water, and then splashes up along his chest, leaving a glistening sheen that leaves Henry's mouth dry.
“Hans.”
“I received a letter,” Hans finally mutters, refusing to look at him. “From my mother.”
Bookmarked by mrspizzle
18 Jun 2026
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When Henry found out one of the biggest tournaments in Bohemia would be held in Kuttenberg in a couple days he decided to sign up. As a faceless black knight.
After all, Hans was busy charming local lords and he had nothing better to do.
What he didn't expect was that the black knight would catch his lord's attention. Nor that he wouldn't be able to stop himself from responding.
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Bookmarked by mrspizzle
10 Jun 2026
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Hans was having the worst day of his life and it just kept happening.
Or, during the siege of Suchdol, Hans is plagued by visions and days of Henry’s death.
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- 11/11
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Bookmarked by mrspizzle
27 Mar 2026
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After a perfect summer in Kuttenberg passes all too quickly, Henry and Hans are forced to return to Rattay where their imperfect reality awaits them. The collective weight of expectation, duty, worthiness, and circumstance drives a wedge between the men as each one is put on his own path with no certainty that they will converge. Time apart forces them to reflect on their past, the moments that led to that night in Suchdol that changed their lives forever, and what a future together could possibly look like. That is, if there is a future together to be had.
Bookmarked by mrspizzle
22 Mar 2026
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The great pizzle yanking tournament by MarlinGot
Fandoms: Kingdom Come: Deliverance (Video Games)
28 Dec 2025
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Henry accidentally catches Hans masturbating. Hans declares he'll get his revenge by catching Henry at it next. It takes a while for Henry to realise Hans is serious, and that it's maybe - not exactly - about revenge either.
Bookmarked by mrspizzle
04 Mar 2026