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Sirius cancels the order. He adds everything back to the cart, plus one more blanket, and tries again.
We’ve received your order, and the store is getting started.
He waits.
“Fuck, man,” he shouts this time, tossing his phone. “Fuck!”
Arrives in 25–35 min.
Remus Lupin is picking up your order.
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Unfortunate that Barty is not a better man and that all of this, everything he’s just accomplished, is not real. It’s unfortunate that Barty is weird about someone else using his coffee cups and no one needs to drink coffee at four in the morning. It’s disheartening that Barty’s gotten the message loud and clear one too many times, that coffee at four in the morning means the head nod he gets is meant to be taken as I’m going to go fuck your best friend some more.
They’re not in a room alone together, but the fear in the man’s eyes, well, they might as well be. It's the look of a man that’s lost.
A fucking loser.
“Fuck you,” he spits.
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alternative scenes, extras, and outtakes from black mass
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- Part 1 of HIGHWAY NINETY
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and a forked tongue like the devil, too by roadsidehorror (mpr3g) for Minksmind
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
22 Jan 2025
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Having things to do fills your life and gives meaning to your limbs and head, but Evan gives downright sickening head, and Barty thinks the whole fucking bottom could drop out of this metal box they’re in and he wouldn’t even bat an eye.
Real pretty eyes, and a forked tongue like the devil, too.
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But Barty thinks, and we don’t need to go into the reasoning for why his mind is suddenly thinking such things as Evan lets go of his hand and sits next to him, that they would not be a star and the moon.
The two idiots cooing at one another across the way have that covered—great.
He’s pretty sure he heard Sirius comparing James to the sun the other weekend, pissed off vodka cranberries, and crying. So that’s taken as well. Barty is running out of metaphors as Evan sits and bumps his hip with his own, getting him to scoot further over in his chair.
Both of them are sitting on one side of the table now. Evan takes a cherry between his teeth, bites it from the stem, and flicks the stem onto the table. It lands right next to Barty’s keys and wallet, just touching.
He looks over and meets Barty’s eye.
They're not the sun and moon or stars in the night sky; Barty and Evan are both black holes.
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rosekiller, modern meet-cute.Series
- Part 1 of THE PARKING LOT
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The Creation of Those Gods Universe by greenvlvetcouch (mpr3g)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Feb 2023
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When rogue wolf Jungkook is attacked by a bear and left for dead he doesn't expect his savior to come in the shape of a supposedly extinct and fascinating creature.
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15 May 2026
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loving you is all i know how to do by infinitetwinkles
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
19 Nov 2022
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“please,” jimin croaks. hes in a moment of lucidity, scared out of his mind. “don’t-“
the man - the alpha - watches him with intense, dark eyes. it’s hard to decipher if he’s about to devour him whole or not. he loathes the way he finds comfort in his deep, amber scent when the stranger is probably about to do horrific things to him.
“it’s - d-don’t. please, don’t hurt me.”
“no.” he grunts, voice deep and rough. “never.”
jimin’s eyes start to shut and he’s thankful. maybe he’ll sleep through whatever hell is awaiting him. all his mind is screaming is safe, protected, mate.
city omega jimin is forcibly stranded in the forest on the cusp of his first heat. he could’ve never imagined he’d find a savior in his true mate - wild alpha jungkook.
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- Part 1 of all i know how to do
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15 May 2026
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Apparently, Jimin has a type and it tends towards towering teachers with soft eyes.
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28 Nov 2025
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“So he’s a literal D-I-L-F.”
“Well, when you say it like that, it sounds kinky.”OR
When Jimin's favorite first grade student lands in the principal's office after a fight, she's giddy at the prospect of her father showing up to the discipline meeting. When her father walks into the office and fist-bumps his daughter, Jimin immediately understands why.
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14 Sep 2025
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my guy pretty like a girl (and he got fight stories to tell) universe by hunnydews
Fandom 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS
18 Apr 2021
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The first installment of the mgplag series was deleted from ao3 a while back but you can still read it in epub and pdf form for context :)
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08 Sep 2025