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“No, seriously, what did Margaret mean by ‘took you long enough’? Like, do we really seem gay?”
“You need to chillax, man, why does it even matter.”
“Dude, it totally matters because is this why she never asked me out? ‘Cause she thinks I'm gay?”
“Yeah, dude, you seem like you totally major in gay.” Rigby offhandedly joked, but Mordecai snapped his head towards the instigator, believing every word, “What!”
“I’m just jokin’ around, geez, but if it bothers you this much just say you're, like, bilingual or something.”
“Bisexual.” The other corrected before thinking more on Rigby’s not-so-bad idea.
“But wouldn't that just be adding to the lie?” He looked back at the other, who then peeked around his Gameboy, locking eyes.
“Are you sure you aren’t?”
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Everyone knows Mordecai and Rigby fight. They know about the yelling, the slammed doors, the way one of them always ends up on the couch and wakes up with a couple bruises. What no one sees is the magnetism that keeps pulling them back together. It’s a storm no one else can quite understand. Rigby had planned to finally detach from the other, to cut the bullshit they were sinking in, but it crumbles within hours at a their own house party. Jealousy brews and floods after that night, as Mordecai starts anew with Margaret and Rigby reconnects with Jeremy.
(Bru idk how to write a summary)
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Stu said anniversary. One year anniversary. And he wasn’t messing around—He was being serious when he said that crap. Which meant one of two things:
One, Stu was more deranged than even Billy had given him credit for. Going so far as to derive an entire fantasy relationship in his head.
Or Two, Billy had somehow woken up in a parallel universe where he and Stuart Macher, his worst fucking enemy, were dating.
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you say you’re hungry / i give you meat by nineinchnailed (ballfart42)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
01 Apr 2026
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“You’re such a pervert,” He murmurs, ‘cause Stu really is quite the brute— he’s lucky to have Billy because he can’t think of a woman who would want to be with the guy for very long, not to mention satisfying his ravenous appetite. He doesn’t want to think about the implications of that thought, what that makes him for staying with Stu and fucking him every other day (at least), cursing his subconscious.
He watches the whites of Stu’s teeth as he smiles. “Just how you like me, baby.”
It’s the same self-assured tone he always has right before they start fucking, he can pinpoint it from hearing it in bathroom stalls, behind the bleachers like some fucking cheerleader, in this very room—
It happens in what feels like the span of a second— suddenly Stu is on him and he’s on Stu and they’re kissing and he couldn’t for the life of him tell you who initiated it. He’d like to believe it wasn’t him for his own peace of mind.
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or: who needs sleep when you have deranged situationship sex like this?
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03 Jun 2026
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i wanna lick you too much (we got a skin on skin thing, baby) by nineinchnailed (ballfart42)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
27 May 2026
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“Hey, Billy?” He says, eyes darting up to his face. He pulls himself away from Billy even though his body never ever wants to be not-touching him.
According to plan, Billy turns to him. Score. “This has been bothering me like, all day.” He says, watching Billy’s face mold into confusion. “Don’t kill me for this,” he pleads, and with no time for reaction goes for the gold.
He sort of folds in on himself a little to get down to the level he needs to be at, tilting his whole torso sideways to meet Billy’s. Leaning over him a little, his face shoves at Billy’s underarm, trying to nuzzle in like an animal trying to track a new scent. Billy tenses, shoving Stu away from him pretty roughly. “The fuck are you doing, man?!” He asks, eyes wide. Stu is disappointed he didn’t get any time to savor, but whatever, it’s basically what he expected.
Stu does his best kicked-puppy face. This is gonna take some convincing.
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or: it’s a hot summer day. stu is a pervert. how can he be expected to help himself?
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02 Jun 2026
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18 Apr 2026
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Rich wakes up with a literal shock to his system.
(SQUIP-controlled popularity doesn't exactly allow pauses to grieve for the anniversaries of dead moms, but that isn't going to stop Rich from indulging in Jake's offer of a drunken cuddlefest in an effort to make his best bro feel better.
But then things escalate more than expected.
And then things get worse.)
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16 Apr 2026