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a poet trapped inside the body of a finance guy? by livinginaworldofnoise
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
01 Jun 2026
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Wei Wuxian
Radical RealistToday a child came up to me on the street and said, “I want to be an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales just like you one day.”
You know what I said?
“Get this thing away from me.”
The kid may have run away crying, but I told his mother this is the greatest gift anyone is ever going to give him.
The gift of failure.
When he’s an entrepreneur excelling in B2B sales, his mother is going to thank me.OR: amid a sea of bots on linkedin, wwx is a rare organic shitposter
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07 Jun 2026
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My Zhiji's On Broadway by ScarlettStorm
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Jul 2020
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Wei Wuxian remembers, a long time ago in basically another life, a college party where he managed to bully Lan Wangji into taking a single shot. The Second Jade had gone bleary and fallen asleep on a couch almost immediately. Wei Wuxian figured that in the intervening years his tolerance would have improved, or that a drunk Lan Zhan would immediately be followed by a sleeping Lan Zhan.
This supposition was, as it turns out, incorrect. Grown-ass adult Lan Zhan is, when drunk, something Wei Wuxian can only describe as white girl wasted.
Or: Lan Zhan gets drunk on Capitol Hill. Wei Wuxian isn't supposed to be the responsible one, but by god, he's gonna do it.
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06 Jun 2026
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Wei Ying yelps. But, like, in a dignified way. "H-hey, now! I, uh…"
Taking his cue, Lan Zhan backs off completely, removing both hands and mouth from Wei Ying's body, which isn't exactly what he wants. Lan Zhan's face is neutral, and he waits for Wei Ying to explain himself.
"I wanna keep going," Wei Ying says, wanting to make that part crystal clear. "But I just… I kind of came here under the assumption that I would be topping."
Lan Zhan blinks very, very slowly. "I am a top."
"Well," Wei Ying says carefully. "So am I."
"You are not."
Wei Ying lets out a cry of indignation. "Am too!"
Lan Zhan gives a minute shake of his head. "You do not know it yet, but you are not a top."
"And how the fuck would you know my preference?!" Now, Wei Ying is getting genuinely angry. "I've never had gay sex with anyone, let alone you, so how can you—"
"Wei Ying."
"What?!"
Lan Zhan is giving Wei Ying the same look that an adult gives a child who thinks they can go swimming when it's freezing outside. "Let me try. If you do not like it, we will stop, and I will be the bottom."
Never bring a bottom to a top fight.
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06 Jun 2026
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Picture This by opelemmescootpastya
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Audio Drama), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
23 Jan 2025
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After a chance parking lot encounter with the most gorgeous man alive (and his cute kid), jaded portrait photographer Lan Wangji reevaluates his perspective.
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05 Jun 2026
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Love Is More Than Telling Me You Want It by phnelt
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Aug 2020
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There was not a single rule that Wei Ying thought was worth sacrificing human lives to uphold.
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Wei Ying helps Lan Zhan through his rut and then he fights a war on two fronts - against the Wens and people's expectations.
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27 Sep 2020