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They’ve been through it all at this point, why bother denying the freakish intimacy of their platonic relationship? They shut themselves in a closet for seven minutes and actually did the deed wherein nothing changed between them (that lasted, anyways); so, what was a few deeds more? No one had to know.
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29 May 2026
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There’s a reason Stan doesn't drink anymore. It causes him to make stupid decisions. Fucked up, terrible decisions. But out of all the truly astonishing things he’s done under the influence of alcohol, accidentally marrying his best friend really takes the cake.
Kyle is yelling at him. Or maybe not at him in particular, but he’s screaming. Throwing things. Gesturing wildly. Stan can’t look away. He’s sporting a boner at the worst possible time.
“How could this have happened?” Kyle demands.
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After Stan goes viral online for a song that paints Kyle as the reason their friendship nearly imploded, Kyle decides to to finish the job and ends the friendship completely. Stan doesn’t have time for him anyway with his overnight success leading to a record deal and consequently a tour where he’s opening for the biggest pop sensation in the last ten years.With Kenny’s wedding coming up, the two of them have to learn to put the past aside in order to be there for their mutual friend. It shouldn’t be too hard to get along for the summer. But when they end up settling their differences a little too well, Kyle and Stan find themselves attached in a way neither one of them could have ever imagined.
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- Part 5 of eccentric orbits universe
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17 May 2026
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In a painfully average smalltown in Colorado, Kyle is already drowning in single fatherhood and two feral kids when a crime lord suddenly drops into his barn bleeding.
Stan is infuriatingly charming, freshly shot, and very wanted. Also, that son of a bitch promptly blackmails Kyle into playing nurse. Calling the cops is not an option. Apparently neither is peace. Now Kyle balances school lunches, a hidden mafia enforcer, suspicious neighbors, and a pig with a taste for evidence (long story). Meanwhile Stan flirts, critiques the décor, and stubbornly, inconveniently refuses to die.
Kyle’s life isn’t just falling apart. It’s escalating into chaos, possible love…
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24 Apr 2026
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Kenny needs a ride. Stan and Kyle need to stop arguing for five goddamn minutes.
The mountain has other plans.Bookmarked by moomoomoose
16 Apr 2026
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Stan and Kyle meet as strangers in their mid-twenties, shocked to encounter someone else who can't remember the first ten years of his life. They form an instant connection, but only one person in South Park remembers them, and Kenny can't explain why they disappeared or why the rest of the town forgot them.
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