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  1. Public Bookmark 72

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    Caleb is a normal average straight witch guy with a normal, average life and exceptionally normal, average hobbies and a very normal, average path to look forward to in his future. Finish college, get married to another witch, have little witch babies, give the first born to the Fae, live a quaint little life with his future practice, his future wife, and his future kids. Easy. Simple. Not much can go wrong with all of that at this point.

    Until he decides to get a job bartending where he meets a changeling man with more teeth than sense who sets his brain on fire and in between regularly hooking up, avoiding each other, dating other people, becoming friends, and eventually moving in together with this weird guy, Caleb starts to realize maybe he never really wanted the normal, average life in the first place.

    Alternatively: ‘straight’ gym himbo meets nasty chill monster dude, realizes he’s both bi and the world’s biggest bottom, and unknowingly falls in love while doing everything to avoid that exact outcome.

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    05 May 2026

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    It irked Zoro that upon meeting him, a whirlwind of limbs, blue eyes and a cigarette dangling from his cocky smile, something in his gut flip-flopped, instead of the usual, clear feeling he usually got when he met men, like a natural yes/no answer. Obviously, the lovesick fool greatly admired women, ceaselessly shouting his love for them at any opportunity. But he had met many a man like that who still sought to warm his bed- and Sanji was... well, Sanji . His simple existence riled Zoro up like no other. And why does it matter to him what the shitty cook’s preferences are anyways?

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    Zoro secretely learns French to understand Sanji. Because that’s obviously the easiest way to learn if the cook likes men.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    “Zoro,” Sanji breathes, shaking Zoro and wincing at the pained grunt he gets in response. “At least let me know you’re alive.”

    There’s a beat, a long agonising beat, and then Zoro groans. “Fuck off, Cook.”

    Sanji can’t stop his relieved laugh.

    Or, nothing is worse than waking up to find oneself stuck in an impenetrable absolute-justice cell.

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Zoro just crosses his arms in return, clearly defiant. “Captains orders.”

    A muscle twitches in Sanji’s jaw. “Don’t be an idiot.”

    Zoro’s eye narrows. “Captains orders.”

    Sanji knows a losing battle when he sees one, but he’s never gone down without a fight. “I will not share a bed with you,” he hisses, hands tightening into fists.

    Or, five times Zoro and Sanji sleep together... and the one time they don't

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    25 Aug 2025

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    Zoro had many rules when it came to Sanji, and he was breaking them one by one.

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    30 Jun 2025