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  1. Public Bookmark 15

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    “I have nothing to admit, my darling.”

    Ed scoffs, “Whatever, mate! It’s obvious to anyone who has fuckin eyes -“

    “It is not!”

    “It is so!” Ed retorts, leveling Stede with a seductive stare, “Admit it, Bonnet. You’ve got the hots for Applejack.”

    Ever since Ed brought up the silly notion that Stede’s got a crush on their newest employee, it tumbled into something unexpected.

    A sort of chase, if you will. A cat and mouse game.

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    13 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 33

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    "But something else beside the man’s cash box pulls his attention—something soft and odd and wonderful.
    Stede darts toward it and gently picks it up.
    A fabric doll.
    It’s unlike any doll he’s seen before—adorable and strange in the best way. Mismatched buttons for eyes. Long silver hair. A scruffy gray beard. He wears what looks like an old-fashioned white linen shirt, grayish beige breeches, grey stockings, and black, buckled shoes. There are little tattoos embroidered on his arm—tiny anchors, stars, skulls, and a snake, among others, swirls of thread meant to look like ink.
    Stede hugs it to his chest without thinking.
    He loves it immediately."

    When they’re young, Stede and Ed each get a doll that looks uncannily like the other—though they’ve never met. They grow up just a few miles apart, treating their dolls like best friends: sewing them tiny outfits, bringing them along on every adventure, and confiding in them like old friends. It’s sweet, a little odd, and maybe even a touch magical.
    Years later, when Stede and Ed finally cross paths as adults, they’re struck by a strange, impossible realization: each of them looks exactly like the other’s childhood doll.

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    26 Apr 2026

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    Adopting a secret cat in a no-pets-allowed apartment building is one thing. Kissing the new property manager after he discovers your secret cat is another.

    Learning the property manager thought he was straight until you kissed him and accidentally sent him into a tailspin—well, it's a weird twenty-four hours for Ed Teach.

    So: friends. Friends, he can do. Friends, that's easy. Except there are mochas, and there are movies, and there's this whole queer discovery he's helping Stede navigate, and there are a hell of a lot of chocolate muffins.

    Sometimes the journey is the most important part.

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    11 Dec 2025

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  4. Public Bookmark 41

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    He ducks under the ridge of the skull, unclips his bow, slips an arrow into the housing, and creeps around until he has a decent view of the trail. The stranger has slowed, staring up at the leviathan as they approach, hands on their hips. Ed steps out into view, raises his bow, and pauses.

     

    The stranger, as unknown as he currently is, is cute.

     

    Hylian, most likely. A little shorter than Ed, but broad looking under his tunic and cloak, pack sticking up over the top of his head, and visibly stuffed with god-knows-what. There’s a physical map sticking out from one of his pockets, and leaves in his hair, and he’s clearly not been gifted with powers of observance, because Ed’s been aiming a bow at him for the best part of two minutes, and he still hasn’t noticed.

     

    And then, all at once, his gaze drops, and his eyes widen, and he all but screams.

     

    “I’M FRIENDLY!”

     

     

    or: what if Ed and Stede just happened to be citizens in the Kingdom of Hyrule? And what if they had a serendipitous meet cute at the Great Eldin Skeleton and then fell in love? Suspend your disbelief, because this is that fic.

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    25 Oct 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 48

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    When they first meet, Stede Bonnet, cravat influencer, finds Edward Teach, the new Earl of Blackthorn, to be an ill-mannered boor. Drawn to the man in spite of himself, Stede finds himself agreeing to help Blackthorn make over his wardrobe.

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    A Regency AU

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    23 Oct 2025

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