miserablyvi
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stupid christmas dinner (kili invites everyone over and bilbo panics) by miserablyvi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
11 Dec 2025
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Kili does not think twice about inviting his family over for dinner. Bilbo will never forget what he saw that morning.
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- Part 2 of Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee
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Keeping Quiet by miserablyvi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
24 Oct 2025
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Kili loved to sneak into the local high school.
Now, it made more sense when you considered the fact that his husband worked there.
What does he do when Bilbo has a rough day? He helps, of course.(THIS IS A SEQUEL TO Don't Cry Over Spilled Coffee BUT ITS NOT REQUIRED TO READ THAT FIRST. YOU JUST NEED TO KNOW BILBO IS A TEACHER!)
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- Part 3 of Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee
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blood/fulfillment by miserablyvi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
26 May 2025
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What happens when a respectable hobbit stumbles upon a bloody-hairy-sleeping dwarf.
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Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee by miserablyvi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
15 May 2025
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Bilbo hated to rush. He’d always ended up running out his door last minute, still tucking his shirt in while at the same time trying to tame his curls before work.
Or, where Bilbo embarrasses himself in front of a cute man, and Kili thanks Mahal for it. Coffeeshop involved.
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- Part 1 of Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee
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dinner thief by miserablyvi
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
21 Mar 2025
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bilbo: “first he interrupts my dinner. then he steals my dinner. now he has the nerve to give me all these mean glares!”
dwalin: mean glares = undressing the hobbit with his eyes
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Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee by miserablyvi
Fandom The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
11 Dec 2025
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Following the events of Don’t Cry Over Spilled Coffee, here’s just my dump for other in-universe fics!
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- 31,104
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 2
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Propriety and Passion (For Dummies) by Cupcake_Princess for badgerandk
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
28 Mar 2026
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It was a truth universally acknowledged to all within Erebor and its surrounding lands that Dwalin and Nori of Thorin’s Company could not stand the sight of each other. They fought and bickered each and every time their paths crossed like a feral cat and a baited dog.
But a truth slightly more obscured than that, lounging just to the left of what could be handily observed, was the notion that hate probably didn’t describe this at all.In which Thorin and Bilbo are hypocrites, Dwalin and Nori are oblivious, and the entire Company (plus Dís) are shipper trash.
Or: the most ill-advised romance Erebor has ever seen, featuring all the gratuitous little Austen-isms you have always craved in a Hobbit fic!
Half Nwalin, half Bagginshield.Series
- Part 1 of Propriety and Passion (For Dummies)
Bookmarked by miserablyvi
26 Apr 2026
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Risky or Risqué by DrakeShadeDShadowheart
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies)
01 Apr 2026
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Bilbo confesses a rather embarrassing fantasy to his husband, Thorin, who eagerly agrees to indulge him, confident in the trust they share. As the two carefully plan their private game, Thorin gathers props and prepares the perfect surprise, unaware that his suspicious behavior has alarmed the Company. Convinced their king has fallen back into gold-sickness and that Bilbo is in grave danger, the dwarves launch a dramatic rescue that bursts into the royal chambers at the worst possible moment, turning a carefully planned evening into a chaotic misunderstanding.
Bookmarked by miserablyvi
19 Apr 2026
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following the pack by Insane_Lollypop
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types
21 Mar 2026
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as members of Thorin's company dies they haunt bilbo and help him.
Bookmarked by miserablyvi
11 Apr 2026
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“Dwarves tend to use the stones they come from, but here,” Gandalf says, reaching into some hidden pocket of his robes and revealing a handful of very dirty gemstones. “Take these.”
Covered in dirt and all else, Bilbo really can’t see what he’s even looking at. A couple of gems, perhaps, or crystals. Only one tends to be actually cut into the fashion of rings, but the others look like they’ve come from the ground directly. One looks to be a garnet, but that’s the only color he recognizes.
“And pray tell,” Bilbo drawls, “what am I supposed to do with this?”
Gandalf laughs, fully bodied and leaning forward slightly. Bilbo can’t help but stare, half debating on throwing the mismatched rocks right onto the ground.
“Why, give it to Thorin, perhaps? As a token of… friendship,” Gandalf says.
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Or Bilbo gives Thorin a gem that means lust. Thorin eventually replies with a flower that means hate. They figure it out in the end.
Bookmarked by miserablyvi
31 Mar 2026
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the wind atop ravenhill is cold, it should bite against his cheeks. thorin does not feel it. he is a dwarf, he was born with the fire of his makers forge burning in his blood, and yet... bilbo's cold, dead hands bring a frigid numbness to his soul.
Bookmarked by miserablyvi
29 Mar 2026