might_be_alien
Recent bookmarks
-
Tags
Summary
Prompt (story diverges from this)
Arthur is being tested.A sorcerer makes a few dozen copies of Merlin.
Sorcerer: if you're really that good of a king, then you'll figure out who the real one is.
Arthur thinks it's easy. But all of these Merlin's seem to have a quirk of Merlin's intensified. It makes things difficult, because Merlin has days when he acts exactly like that.
Only one thing he knows for sure. It's definitely not the one who just defeated one of the other Merlin's with magic.
Excerpt:
Arthur reached for his sword, just in case. “What do you want me to do? Figure out which the real Merlin is?”“Exactly.” The mercenary’s eyes glinted with mischief and he suddenly looked much more like a threat. “These Merlin’s have been designed, based on YOUR thoughts about him,”
Arthur immediately flushed
Series
- Part 83 of Merlin's magic
Bookmarked by might_be_alien
08 Jun 2026
-
Tags
Summary
“Alright,” Lucifer says, turning back to the counter to take the next customer’s order, “And what can I get started for yo—”
His smile pulls tight and uncomfortable across his face, surely looking more akin to a grimace than anything resembling the simple joy that was present only moments before.
Not him again…
“Do you typically take this long to acknowledge a customer, or are you just feeling especially inadequate today?” Alastor’s voice is irritatingly soothing, full of an easy confidence that Lucifer would love to say is misplaced—but, frustratingly, he can’t.
The man has been coming here for the better part of three months. Danced in on a breeze from out of town, some sort of up-and-coming audio engineer trying to wiggle his way into the recording booth, from what Lucifer had been able to gather.
Innocent. Innocuous.
It wasn’t something he’d normally have any issue with and, though their first meeting in the café hadn’t exactly been warm and fuzzy, it wasn’t outright hostile, either. There was something off about him that Lucifer couldn’t quite put a finger on—until the bodies started piling up.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 14,982
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 20
- Kudos:
- 355
- Bookmarks:
- 79
- Hits:
- 3,142
Bookmarked by might_be_alien
21 May 2026
-
Tags
Summary
The instinctual need alphas have to care and provide for a potential mate is one that Alastor has never had trouble squashing. It isn't until Lucifer begins living at the hotel that he begins to recognize his own behavior as more akin to courting. Little does he know that the angel is dealing with a similar revelation.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 25,728
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 150
- Kudos:
- 1,023
- Bookmarks:
- 245
- Hits:
- 17,150
Bookmarked by might_be_alien
16 May 2026
-
Summary
Alastor is bored. Lucifer is lonely. Together they make a terribly unwise combination. One night of drinking has them considering a ridiculous flight of fancy.
They wouldn't ever be friends, and lovers seemed overly sentimental, but they could be drinking buddies.
A series of oneshots exploring Alastor and Lucifer's relationship progression through drinking, sex, and snark, each one a character study of peculiarities and vulnerabilities centered around the theme of a different beverage.
- Words:
- 236,809
- Works:
- 8
- Bookmarks:
- 270
Bookmarked by might_be_alien
11 May 2026
-
The proximity principle by KafkaTamura for AN0NYM0US_US3R
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
07 Jun 2025
Tags
Summary
Forced to be in each other's vicinity, Lucifer and Alastor find unexpected affinity with each other and slowly but surely become best friends.
It's all going well, expect for the part where Alastor can't stop thinking about touching Lucifer and tasting him. He tells himself he wants to eat him, but, when he starts stealing an increasing amount of stuff from him, he has to admit he might have fallen in love with him.
Lucifer is completely unaware of his feelings, but he notices his strange behavior. He chalks it up to Alastor being creepy as usual, until he's confronted with his feelings in the most mortifying way. Now, he needs to decide if he wants to have a romance with the Radio Demon or not!
Bookmarked by might_be_alien
09 May 2026