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  1. Summary

    age-swap au let’s goo!!

    everyone in the core cast (ada+pm) is age swapped except fukuzawa and mori. i’ll figure out something for the guild and hunting dogs eventually. maybe.

    the doa doesn’t exist since fyodor doesn’t exist until like centuries after this timeline.

    very self-indulgent.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    Ayato has been kept busy for months, toiling away for the better of Inazuma. When he finally escapes the clutches of his work, he finds that a lot has changed in his absence. His two dearest friends haven't, though - and to Ayaka and Thoma, he will always return.

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    13 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    “Help Collei!” Wanderer barks, shoving Sethos off of him, before clearly giving chase to whoever he saw.

    Sethos lands on his ass, before he turns to see Collei clutching her hand around an arrowhead sticking out of her shoulder, letting out shuddering breaths. Her green shawl is turning scarlet around the arrow at an alarming pace.

    Sethos’s olive green eyes widen in horror. The arrow...Went all the way through the back of her shoulder and is poking out the front. He can hear a scuffle in the background, but his attention is solely on Collei.

    “Collei…” He gasps, voice horrified.

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    Collei gets super sick and starts to hallucinate her past after being poisoned by an assassin in Sumeru City aiming for Sethos while he’s visiting. Cue protective Wanderer and Sethos both!

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    12 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 23

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    Derek's hair is a disaster. He has known this for a while and has been filing it under things to address later because there have been other things, the smoothies, the plants, the eleven days and the long after of them. There have been other things.

    He looks at it on a Thursday morning and thinks: I'll just buzz it. Clean start. Efficient. He tells Avery this.

    Avery says: sit down.

    Forty-five minutes later Derek is on a kitchen chair with detangling spray in his hair and Avery's hands working through it section by section, from the ends up, slowly and correctly. Every time the comb catches something, every time, without exception, for forty-five minutes, Avery says sorry. Even when Derek says it doesn't hurt. Even when Derek says Avery, you don't have to apologize. Even when Derek says he genuinely cannot feel it.

    Sorry. Sorry. Is that okay. Sorry.

    Somewhere in the middle of it Derek realizes he has, at some point he cannot identify, stopped bracing. He doesn't know when it happened. He realizes it only by its absence.

    He has to close his eyes.

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 20

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    The vet says: she's gained 400 grams since her last visit. That's significant for a cat her size. Has her diet changed at all?

    Avery and Derek look at each other.

    Then they look at Fies, who is sitting in the carrier with the expression of someone who has done nothing wrong and would like everyone to know that.

    Then they look back at each other.

    The vet looks between them and says, carefully: is it possible she's been fed twice?

    It is, it turns out, extremely possible.

    (Fies has been running a long con. She has been running it for months. She looked Derek in the eyes every morning and acted hungry and he fed her. She looked Avery in the eyes every morning and acted hungry and he fed her. She has been doing this since approximately week three of Derek living in the apartment. Derek decoded an eldritch cipher in seventeen minutes. A four-kilogram cat has been playing him since November. He is going to need a moment.)

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    10 Jun 2026

  5. Rec 71

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    Avery's pothos is dying. Derek knows this because Derek has retained, from eleven days of cosmic knowledge, a detailed and apparently permanent understanding of botany.

    He repots the pothos. He audits the windowsill. He acquires perlite. He talks to the plants, all of them, individually, with the same calm focused attention he gives everything, and Avery watches from the doorway and decides he is completely normal about this.

    He is not normal about this.

    Also Derek and Hastur have an ongoing disagreement that has been running for several weeks and shows no signs of resolution, and Avery buys sunflower seeds, and they talk about balconies in the careful sideways way they talk about most things, and a seedling comes up one day late and Derek crouches down to be level with it and says hi, you're late, but you're here, and Avery is so fine he has never been less fine in his life.

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    02 May 2026