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    Smoke and fire by

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types  

    27 Jun 2025

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    Bilbo is jumped outside a tavern while the dwarves are drinking inside. Bilbo doesn't want to make a big deal of it. The dwarves have other plans.

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    The Age of Miscommunication by

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    30 Sep 2019

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    “It’s got such a presence to it, even from a distance,” Bilbo says softly, and there’s a general murmur of awed agreement from the others. “Why, in all my fifty years, I never thought I’d see such a thing, and we haven’t even arrived yet!”

    Thorin’s sword hits the ground with a clatter, and Balin chokes on his pipe.

    The hobbit doesn’t look at Thorin, too busy thumping Balin on the back. Once the dwarf seems able to breathe again, he looks up, to find thirteen wide pairs of eyes fixed on him.

    “What?” he says defensively, though he’s not sure what he’s defending.

    “You’re how old?” Kíli squeaks.

    Bilbo frowns at the young dwarf. “I’m fifty years old. Well, fifty-one, come springtime. Though it is not very polite to ask someone their age so bluntly,” he tells him primly.

    Fíli makes a choked sound, and Nori lets out a vicious string of swears in Khuzdul.

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    Unshaken by the Darkness by

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    09 Jul 2015

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    11 Jan 2026

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    Victory at Ostagar by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    01 Dec 2013

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    When Bryce Cousland's little spitfire scaled the Tower of Ishal and lit the beacon at the critical moment, King Cailan won a mighty victory against the darkspawn. The Blight, however was far from over. All other origins included, plus Hawke and his companions. Cousland/Loghain, Morrigan/Anders, Surana/Zevran, Fergus/Anora, and more. Half a million hits and still going.

    REPOSTED FROM FF.NET ORIGINAL BY Arsinoe de Blassenville
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    Surprised By A Hobbit by

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    30 Mar 2022

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    When Dori joined the quest to retake Erebor, he’d honestly not expected to survive the journey at all, and he’d certainly not counted on finding a spouse, but their hobbit burglar turns out to be so much more than meets the eye. With lovely features, impeccable manners, and a protective streak a mile wide, Bilbo keeps surprising him. If they can just survive this wretched adventure, maybe Dori can have all the things he’s hardly dared dream about…

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