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The Evil Eye doesn't love you. It's not in his nature as a demon, and he's not sure that it was in his nature as a human either. He wasn't loved and couldn’t love, and that's why he was given to the Tsuchinoko. But he likes to possess you nevertheless, and he often thinks about cursing you so that you’re bound to him. It would be the only way to keep you, because you probably don't love him, either—no human would embrace such a horrid and ugly existence.
You just love the Vessel he inhabits.
(Or: You and Jiji are now engaged. Of course, you have to ask the Evil Eye to marry you too.)
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After living his entire life as a beta, Zanka goes into his first rut at the age of twenty-two.
This complicates his relationship with you—the only omega in all of Cleaners' HQ.
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For one hundred and fifty years, Choso had nothing other than his eight brothers and the cold, oppressive darkness of the storage room in which they were trapped.
Then, during his one hundred and fifty-first year, he met you.
(Or: You're told to seal the death painting wombs that are kept in the cursed object warehouse. You come to love them instead.)
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When the Cult of Nikador conquers your city and sacks your temple, you are captured by the Crown Prince of Kremnos and taken as his war prize.
(Or: The fall of Castrum Kremnos, as seen through the eyes of an oracle held captive by Prince Mydeimos.)
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Shin is a painfully vanilla guy but tries his best to let you live out your kinky fantasies. You have a breakdown when you try to indulge his very normal one.
(Or: 3 times Shin humoured your kinks + 1 time you humoured his.)
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- Part 2 of love is found in the convenience store
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love is found in the convenience store by maokitty
Fandom Sakamoto Days (Anime), Sakamoto Days (Manga)
10 Apr 2025
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the sexual misadventures of shin and his tumblrina coworker who constantly tortures him with horny thoughts
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On November 18th, 1988, the Gun Devil kills 57,912 people in Japan and displaces thousands more.
In a gymnasium full of grieving, starving strangers, you meet a boy who is as alone as you.
He's the only thing you have, and the only thing you'll lose.
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"He looks like a proper twat up there, doesn't he?" James muses, glancing upwards at the terrified boy. “We’d be doing the world a favor, I say. One less—”
“Don’t.”
Your voice carries through the crowd’s jeers, through the rushing, biting winter winds. Silence falls upon the students as everyone's heads swivel to your wand, pointed right at the two boys.
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Bookmarked by maokitty
16 Feb 2026
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When you make a living in the bowels of the Eternal Holy City, nothing is ever personal.
Until you catch yourself wondering just how heavy of a crown that Kremnoan Prince actually bears.
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- Part 1 of we're dancing in this world alone
Bookmarked by maokitty
19 May 2025
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“I want to have a baby,” you blurt, eyes wide at your outburst.
Bucky fumbles with the spoon, sending fried rice flying, muttering curses as he tries to catch it with no luck as it lands with a dull clunk.
Bookmarked by maokitty
15 Mar 2025
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A Harmless Addiction by rummy_cat
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, Game of Thrones (TV)
29 Jun 2021
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Subtitle: An Ode to Sandor Clegane's Penis
Sansa has a dirty little secret: she is addicted to watching porn, particularly videos posted by a certain H0undX88.
Sandor has a dirty little secret: he is addicted to making porn, particularly of the male solo variety.
Sansa bought a fixer-up lakehouse in Wakefield, NH and is in over her head.
Sandor is a handyman in Wakefield, NH.See where I'm going with this?
GRRM's wonderful and beloved characters + my original (perverse) plot
Fan praise for A Harmless Addiction:
"Literally the best SanSan I've read here. Hilarious, sexy, excellently written..."
"This is the loudest and longest I've laughed in a LONG time!"
"What a total joyride this story is!"
"The dialog in this story is A++"
"This was absolutely one of my favorite modern AUs I have ever read. The dialogue was amazing"
"This fic was super sexy, hilariously funny and heart meltingly sweet."
"I think I am addicted to this fic."
"Stellar, a+ work, I love it, I will be saving it to read it many many times."
"You do sweet dirty perfectly"- Language:
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Bookmarked by maokitty
17 Nov 2024
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Finally, Ratio exhales. He steps closer to Aventurine. “I will please you. You will sit there and enjoy it. No trying to please me or get me off. You will simply be still and feel what I give you, until you lose yourself in it." Ratio's voice drops lower, his breath catches. "I want to see you come undone, Gambler."
OR: Aventurine treats sex as a performance. Ratio only wants the real thing.
Bookmarked by maokitty
23 Apr 2024