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    What’s wrong with second young master Lan? by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    23 Jan 2026

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    “Lan-er-gegeee?” he sweetly singsonged.

    Lan Wangji, like he had been doing the entire afternoon, immediately looked at him upon being called. His eyebrows raised minimally as he took in Wei Wuxian’s appearance.

    “How about this? Am I still nice to look at, Er-Gege? Do I look cute?” Wei Wuxian asked, sugary and nasally, as he twirled the end of one pigtail around his finger and batted his eyelashes.

    The other didn’t miss a beat.

    “Mn. Very cute,” Lan Wangji confirmed, not seeming flustered at all.

    Wei Wuxian was starting to despair.

     

    (Or: Lan Wangji discovers a method to find out if a flirtatious guy is being serious or just playing and decides to test it on Wei Wuxian. The method? Flirting back.)

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    Daring Truths by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù  

    10 Jul 2025

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    Wei Wuxian mused sullenly while sipping his wine. He didn’t even notice Jiang Cheng spinning the bottle again until it was stopping, pointed at Wei Wuxian himself and indicating Nie Huaisang should be the one asking the question.

    Ah, shit. Here we go again, he winced internally as his friend asked whether he’d like truth or dare. The dares had been working just fine for me. If I stick to them and choose truth only sporadically to throw them off, it’ll be alright.

    “Dare! Let’s go!”

    Nie Huaisang didn’t miss a beat.

    “I dare you to kiss Lan-er-gongzi”

    Wei Wuxian gaped. He was only faintly aware of Jiang Cheng spitting out a mouthful of his drink somewhere to his left.

    Nie Huaisang grinned.

    “On the mouth ”, he clarified.

     

    (Or: Wei Wuxian, Nie Huaisang and Jiang Cheng play truth or dare in the Cloud Recesses.)

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    30 May 2026

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    I will be chasing a starlight by ,

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    01 Oct 2022

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    “You know what?” Wei Ying said. “I think we should be friends.”

    “Vulcans do not have friends,” said Lan Zhan. He was staring very determinedly at the screen in front of him.

    Wei Ying frowned at him. “That can’t be right.”

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    27 May 2026

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    Straight Boy Lan Zhan by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    08 Feb 2026

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    Straight Boy Wei Ying this, Straight Boy Wei Ying that....

    ...What about Straight Boy Lan Zhan?

    No, no, wait, hear me out!

    Lan Zhan has never had reason to question his sexuality. He finds a wide range of women to be quite beautiful, and he very much enjoys looking at them. He appreciates women's fashion and watches runway models with avid interest.

    Thus, he is attracted to women.

    Men, on the other hand. There are beautiful men, yes, but while staring at a beautiful man may start out light and pleasant, it never takes long for his feelings toward beautiful men to turn aggressive. He wants to pin them down, subdue them, subjugate them. And why would he feel so aggressive toward random men, except that some base part of his brain views them as his rivals?

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    24 Apr 2026

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    they keep the phoenix in a bamboo cage by

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)  

    01 Jul 2024

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    “Did we meet right before whatever landed me in the Cloud Recesses?” he asked, hopefully. “I don’t remember any intention of coming around for a nice visit, did I hit my head?”

    The youths exchanged glances, and proceeded to dash his newly raised hopes in the weirdest fashion possible.

    “You live here,” said the loud one, with exaggerated patience.

    “Bullshit.”

    In which an amnesiac Wei Wuxian concludes from the available evidence that he's been forced into a sham marriage, and acts accordingly.

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    04 Apr 2026