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The Marriage Law and Procreation Plan has just one goal: to produce magical children.
Draco is preparing to wed before he is matched, until he changes his mind at the last possible moment. Now he's bound to follow a law that would take away everything he's supposed to want and give him the one woman he could never have.
How does Draco cope with a match who is not thrilled by the prospect? How does he work his way into her heart and also her pants by the Ministry-imposed deadline? And what on earth is he supposed to do about the fact that he's never actually done anything like this before?
Join Draco on his adventure to win over Hermione Granger, despite the marriage law she hates and every other inconvenience life throws at them. Marriage is never easy, but Draco is up for the challenge.
Featuring a BAMF Hermione Granger and a Very Good Boy Draco Malfoy who is only slightly (okay very) intimidated by his wife.
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- Part 1 of The Virgin Draco Chronicles
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17 Jun 2026
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All Good Things Come From Eavesdropping by aerynwrites
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Aug 2025
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In which Blaise Zabini and Theodore Nott are good friends and merchants of mayhem, and decide that the best way to glean information on their friend Draco Malfoy and his apparent lack of romantic relationships, is to break into his flat and/or eavesdrop on all of his activities.
Naturally chaos ensues.
Featuring:
Ultimate wingman (but ultimately clueless in this fic) Blaise Zabini. He's desperate to make sure Draco isn't off tying himself to unsuitable witches.
Perpetually drunk Theodore Nott. He has no idea what's going on and is exceptionally interested in Harry Potter's magical handcuffs, Draco's Firewhiskey and gossip.
Draco Malfoy head over heels in love with Hermione Granger. It's absolutely adorable.
Hermione Granger threatening people left, right and centre with her magical scary birds.
Lucius Malfoy and his prize pet peacocks in a Muggle summer fete.
Gregory Goyle and a questionable job in photography.
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16 Jun 2026
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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27 Apr 2026
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A Ministry Party. A drunk blonde. A freak snowstorm. A surprising confession.
When Draco Malfoy reveals something unexpected while drunk off his arse at the pub - Hermione is shocked. When he promptly passes out after his friends abandon him at said pub, she has no choice but to take him home with her while he sobers up - despite all the reasons she doesn't want to.
Now, a freak snowstorm and a short circuiting Floo system mean they're stuck together for the weekend.
Add in meddling friends, missing wands, and cinnamon rolls, and you have a recipe for delight.
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"Granger - Can you even -hic- be bad at something, if you've -hic- never -hic hic- actually done it?"For the first time in her thirty-two years of life, Hermione Granger's mind was a complete blank. Empty. Unable to compute the question that had just rolled from between Malfoy's lips. She stared vacantly back into the darkness, just able to make out his frame on her worn sofa, as his words turned over and over again in her brain.
Malfoy - was a virgin?
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29 Nov 2025
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What if the Deathly Hallows was done differently?
What if some of the bad guys were not so bad?
What if there was a lot more collaboration and communication?
What if Draco ends up on the run with the Golden Trio?Rules:
Please do not tell Rodolphus where Severus hides the good wine.
Please do not cast Muffliato spells around Phineas.
Please do not tell Draco he is about to go camping.Series
- Part 1 of Oops! I Joined The Good Guys Series
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22 Nov 2024