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The War of the Malfoys by MissiAmphetamine (Kaleidoscope)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2026
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When a pandemic of Runespoor Fever sweeps through the wizarding world at the end of 2003, leaving a full quarter of its victims infertile, the International Confederation of Wizards takes drastic action. A marriage and reproductive law is enacted, throwing the wizarding world into upheaval.
Lightly inspired by the 1989 film The War of the Roses, (but without the animal death,) and our own recent pandemic.
She was wearing one of her neat, buttoned-up outfits as always; brown herringbone trousers and a silky cream blouse that covered her from throat to wrist, her hair braided around her head but not quite as neat as usual. He stopped several feet from her and frowned. “Why do you smell of smoke, Granger?”
“Does it really matter, Malfoy?” She skewered him with a glare, arms folding across her chest. “Perhaps I took up smoking.”
“And did you?”
She gave him an ‘are you mad?’ look. “No, I burnt down my office,” she said exasperatedly, as if it should’ve been obvious, and he tried to refrain from giving her an ‘are you mad?’ look in return.
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Hermione Lupin has six parental figures.
Remus worries.
Sirius encourages bad ideas.
Lily keeps adopting people.
James has given up.
Severus claims he wants nothing to do with any of this.
Nobody believes him.
By the time Hermione reaches Hogwarts, she is armed with a sharp tongue, a frightening amount of confidence, and enough family members to start her own Quidditch team.
Then Theodore Nott smiles at her.
Everything goes downhill from there.
(At least that’s what Remus claims.) -
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When Hermione’s Time Turner is broken during the battle of Hogwarts, the mysterious forces of magic catapult her over 20 years in the past at the exact moment the Marauders are performing a “silly” spell to reveal their soulmate.
It just so happens that Hermione appears on Sirius Black’s turn…
And lands directly in his lap.
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In a world without Voldemort, but consumed by the prejudice and elitism of pure-blood society, Hermione has to fight to carve out a place for herself.
Thrilled with the opportunity to pursue a career as a defense lawyer at the Ministry of Magic, Hermione sees her dreams threatened when she is forced to work with one of the most obnoxious people in Magical Britain: Theodore Nott.
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A fluffy little fic about a three-year-old Scorpius Malfoy experiencing love at first sight and proposing to a beautiful curly-haired witch one snowy day in December.
Who just happens to be the woman his dad has been besotted with for a long time.
