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    When Cliff learns Ilya is moving to Ottawa for Canadian citizenship, he offers to marry Ilya so he stays and can get American citizenship, which somehow leads him to learn that "Jane" is actually THE Shane Hollander.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    "So, what now?" Shane said, his voice turning into a whisper now that the two of them were so close to one another.

    Ilya shrugged his shoulders. "I don't know," he admitted. His gaze dropped briefly, not to Shane's eyes, but to his lips. While the crowd was busy shouting around them, Shane finally understood exactly why people had been placing bets on the two of them.

    Shane recalled hearing about Gay Chicken from a friend of a friend who'd played it at another party a while ago. From what he remembered, it consisted of two supposedly straight people getting progressively closer to one another until one of them "chickened out" first. The loser was whoever backed away or generally decided they'd had enough. 

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    OR: Ilya and Shane play a game of Gay Chicken

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    11 Jun 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
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    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “There’s no need to help. Everything is fine,” Ilya tries to reassure him and wraps his arms around Shane’s waist, pulling him closer. “Come here. Give me a kiss.”

    Give me a kiss.

    The words echo loudly inside his head.

    It’s not how he used to say it.

    Back when words didn’t come so easily and back when he was too scared to ask for what he wanted, everything was simpler and smaller.

    OR: As Ilya's English gets better, his Russian gets a little rusty. So, he has a crisis about it.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    “If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.

    “Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.

    Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”

    Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.

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    Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.

    Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.

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    09 Jun 2026