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Harry Domestication Guide by kyberism, shit-hdb-would-say (kyberism)
Fandoms: Human Domestication Guide - GlitchyRobo
16 Mar 2026
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This began as a shitpost but I had to make it real. Harry wakes up in an Affini hab unit with no idea how he got there.
AFFINI HABITATION UNIT: You are in a large white room with gracefully curving walls and a vaulted, honeycomb-like ceiling. Dim blueish light filters in from above, only a touch brighter than moonlight. A variety of objects which bear some vague resemblance to furniture are distributed throughout the space, many of which are strangely shaped and much too large for a human being.
PERCEPTION (SIGHT): There’s a pretty normal looking couch over there, though. And is that a televisual set in front of it?
HAUSTORIC IMPLANT: Oh, you’re awake! Yes, that IS a couch, very good! It’s YOUR couch! Well, yours to sit on as much as you like, anyway.
YOU: …Who the fuck are you??
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16 May 2026
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a terrifying clamour of trumpets by ShanaStoryteller
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist (Anime 2003)
29 May 2016
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Edward grabs Marcoh’s arm and says, “That stone – what can it heal, exactly?”
The old man’s eyebrows rise to his forehead, and he looks like he already knows the answer when he goes, “Why do you ask, Edward?”
There's no metallic footsteps so there’s no way Al’s close enough to hear them. “I’m sick,” he admits after another moment of deliberation.
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20 Dec 2018
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While working as a video sign language interpreter for the deaf, John's last client of the day asks him to interpret a highly unusual call.
(aka deaf Sherlock wants to call a phone sex hotline AU)
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26 Sep 2016
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Sherlock bent his head and took John’s face in his large hands. ‘I’m never wrong, John,’ he murmured, looking into John’s eyes before leaning in and pressing their lips together.
John Watson is a priest undergoing a crisis of faith, Sherlock is a trainee priest who makes it worse.
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06 Sep 2016
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After John's girlfriend (of sorts) sends him an online sex guide, John finds himself more intrigued by the guide's author than anything his girlfriend might have had in mind.
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06 Sep 2016

