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A Very Malfoy Guide on Quidditch by 10MinutesADay (moucche)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
01 Apr 2025
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After Draco Malfoy suffers an attack from a dangerous beast (Buckbeak) and is prohibited from playing until his arm gets better, he is reduced to a commentator, which means he can now comment on each of Harry Potter's quidditch blunders for the entire school to hear.
Starring Draco Malfoy, a very-not-biased quidditch commentator, and Harry Potter, a very-not-good flirt.
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17 Jun 2026
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In another life, Orochimaru never leaves Konoha, opting to remain within the village that equally reveres and reviles him. Fighting a bitter battle against forces within the village that are more influential and well-positioned, he finds himself gifted with one last shining opportunity: three children, a team of genin, handed to him because Konoha has no better choice. Orochimaru agrees to become a jounin-sensei for the first and the last time, taking on the next generation's Team Seven: Uchiha Sasuke, Nara Shikamaru, and Uzumaki Naruto.
[ A gradual exploration of the author's very liberal Naruto headcanon, with a good!Orochimaru (well, sorta good) who eventually becomes the Godaime Hokage. Lots of chakra theory, cool jutsu, in-depth backstories, character development, political intrigue, and den mother Orochimaru feels! Also featuring: BAMF baby Team 7! Be prepared to suspend your disbelief; this will be another one of my long-running intense worldbuilding AUs. Let's go have fun! ]
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25 May 2026
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Brightflame's Shadow by WeepingToTheMoon
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV), A Song of Ice and Fire - George R. R. Martin, Game of Thrones (TV)
19 Mar 2026
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From his booted feet to his head, Aerion followed every visible inch of Dunk’s form with a silent, feline-like curiosity, as if seeing him as a mouse and sizing him up for a meal. It felt like an age before his eyes fell upon Dunk’s face, searching his dirtied cheeks and the blue of his eyes as if watching the clouds and consulting the weather, or checking the sky for signs of some foul sort of omen. When their eyes met at last, Aerion’s cockiness fell from his features swiftly as if Dunk had backhanded it from his face. His swagger faltered, and then his hackles were up, his lips pulling into a snarl.
“I shall withdraw my accusation if the oaf swears an oath of fealty to me and becomes my sworn sword.”
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09 May 2026
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A rush of heat ran up Aerion’s spine. He hadn’t remembered until this moment what omegas like himself might suffer under a trial of seven. Under Andal tradition, an omega who requested a trial by seven surrendered their hand and maidenhead should their accused be found innocent by the gods. It was, after all, a great offense for an omega to speak so out of turn and to need correction from the gods.
Maekar looked at his brother. “What has the boy done?”
“He will sacrifice his… mating to the accused, should the gods find Ser Duncan innocent.”
A trial of seven with a/b/o stakes
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05 May 2026
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Ser Duncan the Dumb Dragon by Vanillagalaxiez
Fandoms: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
28 Apr 2026
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Alpha Ser Duncan gets cursed by a witch and is turned into a dragon. To break the curse and allow him to manifest back into his physical body, he must bed a Targaryen in his dragon form, and they must take his seed.
Aerion learns of this and thinks of all the possibilities. Unfortunately for him, it’s that piss-poor hedge knight from Flea Bottom, but… if the big oaf takes him as a mate, he will undoubtedly be powerful and unstoppable. He will be the only Targaryen in possession of a dragon. He will be a dragon rider and potentially be able to birth dragons from the oaf.
So it settles. He will personally seek the dragon out and offer himself to it.
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04 May 2026