lizard_bones
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- Queen (Band) (1)
- Good Omens (TV) (1)
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Brian's been turned into a vampire. Lad's havin' a rough time. But everything is going to be fine, because Freddie is good at taking care of people
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Eric has always hated hell. And with news of other demons, including Beelzebub themself, leaving, he figures now is his chance. The only question is, where can he go?
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Eric leaves hell and ends up at the bookshop, currently run by Muriel. A series of delightful shenanigans ensue.I love writing these autistic little freaks (affectionate)
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I try to picture me without you but I can't by solarpower21
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
02 Mar 2024
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After Dan's tragic death, Phil starts having a bunch of strange dreams where he is still alive. But are they really just dreams?
Or: Phil's s̶o̶u̶l̶ consciousness can't cope with Dan's death, so he starts hopping between different universes, trying to look for him.
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- Part 1 of Immortals
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22 Sep 2025
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The Roles We Play by adorkablephil (kimberly_a)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
15 Jul 2019
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Dan Howell and Phil Lester work together as voice actors for BBC radio dramas in the late 1930s, but slowly begin to develop “inappropriate” feelings for each other. (No characters die *in* this story, but there is some grief and sadness related to their deaths in the past.)
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- English
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- 51,348
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- 11/11
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16 Jul 2025
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Dan lives and works in a small village where everyone knows everyone. A place where everything is typical, until Phil comes along.
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11 Jul 2025
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In Bloom For You by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
16 Apr 2018
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"Even if you look...” Dan falters.
“What?” Phil says. Dan's half-smiling, avoiding Phil's eye. “Even if I look what?”
“Like,” Dan hesitates, licking his bottom lip, and Phil's heart squeezes tight in his chest for all of half a second. “Well, you don't look like a trained killer, put it that way.”
In which Phil's an ex vampire hunter who's entirely too preoccupied by Dan's dimple and his eyes and his laugh to notice the fact that he might actually be in love with a vampire (Sequel to Hanging Out With Corpses)
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- Part 2 of Vampire AU
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- English
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- 92,503
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- 13/13
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05 Jul 2025
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Hanging Out With Corpses by parentaladvisorybullshitcontent
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
25 Feb 2017
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Phil meets Dan at a vampire representation demonstration.
He ends up watching him and the way he’s gnawing on his thumbnail, looking across at a stall that's selling gluten-free blood substitutes. He stands out in the crowd – not so much because of how much black he’s wearing, but his height. Phil thinks that this is first person he’s seen all day who doesn’t make him feel like a giant.
In which Phil is a lonely ex-vampire hunter living in the city and Dan's just a pretty guy who doesn't sleep and wears a lot of black...right?
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- Part 1 of Vampire AU
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04 Jul 2025