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    hey! i don't work here by

    Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types  

    06 Jul 2024

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    The Magical OSHA fic, aka Workplace Safety Hazards

    Cody’s routine inspections as a Safety Officer for the Occupational Spells and Hexes Administration have been increasingly disrupted by the presence of a man called Ben. He's being completely normal about it.

     

     

    “Absolutely not.” Cody said, despairingly, thinking of the paperwork this would entail. He then guiltily checked behind him to see if he had been followed, and let himself into the office more fully.

    “Safety Officer Fett,” the menace greeted. “I heard there was an inspection today, I had hoped it would be you.” He was clearly on an infiltration, dressed in the business casual style favoured by the middle management mages of today’s company, Henderson Magyk Solutions. Cody eyed the satchel likely brimming with stolen evidence, and sighed.

    “You are the most complicated part of my job,” Cody informed him mournfully, making a note on his report.

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    staring down the barrel of the hot sun by

    Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)  

    16 Feb 2021

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    “Gone to a Child of the Watch, the Darksaber has,” Grand Master Yoda announces in his creaky little voice. “Peace, there is not, and yet peace, there must be.”

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    doing it by my lonesome by

    Fandoms: The Mandalorian (TV), Star Wars - All Media Types  

    04 Jan 2021

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    Luke tries to imagine showing a child a pile of books and saying, these rotting pieces of dust told me you weren’t allowed to see your dad ever again. If Luke had tried something like that on his sister after Ben was born, Leia would’ve told him to fuck off and fuck the Jedi Order, too, for good measure.

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    clear to a hedgehog by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    04 Jan 2026

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    Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.

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    Only a Motion Away by

    Fandoms: The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    02 Jun 2023

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    Across Valinor, Tirnel of the Green Elves has been looking for her son. If only there weren’t hundreds of elves named after the famous king who, by pure coincidence, happened to share his name.

    Maybe Gil-galad the King can help her find her son.

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    “Tirnel,” he echoed, and it was a surprise to discover that he pronounced her name as she did, with the Nandorin vowels rather than the Sinda ones she had grown used to. He did not attempt to guess at a second name for her, as she had learned the Noldor and Vanyar were prone to doing.

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