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How to survive housekeeping for a god by lemon_sprite
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Feb 2025
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After leaving Szarr Entertainment in the wake of a tumultuous - deliberately engineered - scandal, Astarion Ancunín has rebuilt his acting career, from the blacklisted ground up. Through a heavily doctored narrative of queer reclamation, he's finally making a name for himself, and hoping to claim prestige (and maybe a few awards) through the leading role in a historical biopic about the openly gay elven oracle, Aerthwyn Capaxath.
The only problem is, Aerthwyn Capaxath is the worst person that ever lived (or died). Just ask Dr. Rosalie Frostsong, a thoroughly unwilling expert on the subject.
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(A celebrity/academic, reluctant workplace allies turned friends-to-lovers, modern AU... a.k.a. the silliest thing i've ever written. I hope people enjoy!)
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- Part 6 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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“Adultery,” Raphael repeats plainly. “Infidelity.”
“Yes.” Astarion tosses his quill down. “It appears that I’ve spent the last few months drinking, fucking, and compelling people of our government. I recall none of it, mind you. But given Lilith’s absence, Halsin insisting that I not be left alone, and Shadowheart desperately praying for my damned soul—I can conclude that I have dragged myself into a bender that has wreaked havoc on my life as I knew it."
A sequel to the events of Hellish Rebuke. This story will not make sense if you have not read its predecessor.
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04 May 2025
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Rhythm by bookmawkish
Fandoms: Thor (Movies), Thor - All Media Types, Thor (Comics), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
29 Mar 2018
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Loki has you by the throat in a choke-hold and he’s pressing you up against the front of his body like a shield.
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30 Mar 2025
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Kish has spent a lot of time in Baldur’s Gate — at least 500 hours, according to Steam. So when she finds herself staring out over Grey Harbour Docks for real, a slightly impatient vampire elf at her side, a breakdown or coma is her only rational explanation. Unfortunately, her new friends don’t care too much for rational explanations.
Faerûn wants its hero back and there’s not a lot she can do about it.
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04 Apr 2024
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Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villain by BeanieBaby
Fandom Ant-Man (Movies), Black Panther (2018), Captain America (Movies), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Doctor Strange (2016), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), X-Men (Movies)
05 Jan 2021
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A series of AU-ish fics centered around Peter and the various Marvel villains he adopts.
Spideypool, Stucky and other minor side pairings mentioned.
Recommend reading Peter Parker's Home for the Wayward Villains first.
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Bookmarked by lemon_sprite
09 Jun 2019