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Allow the Ground to Find its Brutal Way to Me by leanconnoli
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 May 2026
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"Why give us brains and thoughts and curiosity at all if She was just going to turn around and call us traitors for using them?”
Crowley's fall in stages, from three perspectives, plus a conversation with God.
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Your Feedback is Greatly Appreciated: Excerpts from the Guest Book of Jeff’s Inn by the Sea by leanconnoli
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
30 Oct 2023
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Ex-pirates Edward Teach and Stede Bonnet settle down to find peace and happiness as innkeepers, to mixed reviews.
"There is sometimes a seagull around the property. You may even encounter it inside the building. Do NOT, under any circumstances, be rude to the seagull. You do not want to know what will happen if you are rude to the seagull."
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Don't Hold This War Inside by leanconnoli
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
22 May 2018
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Charles and Erik are captured for unknown reasons and imprisoned together. As Charles' serum wears off, Erik tries to comfort him, and they both come to terms with their ill-fated love.
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Do You Know Where The End Is? by leanconnoli
Fandoms: X-Men (Movies), X-Men: Days of Future Past (2014) - Fandom
31 May 2015
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Another defeated cry came from outside their stronghold. Not long now. There was little for them to do but wait. No matter the outcome, the people that they were would soon cease to exist. It suddenly seemed imperative to Erik to get his infernal helmet off. It had been years since he had allowed Charles in, and every second without that beloved presence in his mind was agony.
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Greg and Mycroft enjoy some good old fashioned office sex. Based on the TFLN: "Our date last night was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk." "I can pencil you in at 3:30" PWP
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Apple Blossom by illogically_ineffable (Hadlathneth)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
17 May 2026
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The problem - his problem - was a certain cute bookseller who worked there and the fact that Anthony couldn't imagine his morning without making heart-eyes at him through the dusty shop window anymore.
Or, Anthony and Asa's first meeting, but from Anthony's perspective.
Bookmarked by leanconnoli
28 May 2026
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Anthony Crowley and Asa Fell visit a psychic on a whim. Things get a little weird. (Set after season 3.)
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28 May 2026
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Tether by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Aziraphale, Supreme Archangel of the Heavenly Host, is just minding his own business. Really. It's not like he's trying to get summoned to Earth during highly important archangelic duties. And Crowley's not trying to summon him, he swears, but somehow it still keeps happening...
Now, if they could only figure out why?
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Bookmarked by leanconnoli
27 Jan 2026
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We Can't Keep Meeting Like This by Ginger_Cat
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Sep 2023
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Once a year, Aziraphale and Crowley meet on Earth to discuss the development of the reincarnated Christ child.
The problem is, they can't stop having sex instead.
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21 Jan 2026
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Pretend For Me by LollipopCop
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2020
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Crowley was still as stone beside him. His ears were cherry-red. “So...if we pretend we’re in a relationship, we’ll be safe.”
“I believe so.”
“And that would, that would involve, what?” he spoke hesitantly, softly. “Holding your hand, telling you that you mean a lot to me, kissing you for them to see?”
Two great hands were constricting Aziraphale’s lungs. He fought back an undignified wheeze. “Yes, I think so.”
“I can do that,” he croaked.
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In a panic, Aziraphale tells the archangels he survived hellfire due to his soul mixing with Crowley's because they're in a romantic and sexual relationship. They want him to prove it. Cue a fake relationship.Series
- Part 1 of Pretend For Me
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20 Jan 2026