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A Disclaimer From Your Friendly Neighborhood Oracle:
The following is a transcript of Patrol Communications Audio written by state of the art transcription technology, IRIS (Interpretation of Recorded Intelligence Software). IRIS was created to provide easily searchable records, automatically, and eliminate the need to transcribe each patrol audio log manually. That being said, IRIS is still experimental, and may not always be entirely accurate.
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(01:25) Red Hood: (Mild static) (Out of breath, slurred) You motherfuckers. Put some fuckin-Batman: (Shaking) Red Hood-
Red Hood: Shut up. Put some fucking respect. On my name. Start fucking copying me. I just got thrown fucking. Um. 40 feet. Into a fucking uh. What's it. Ditch. I'm still fucking conscious.
Batman: Red Hood, do not move, we're en route-
Red Hood: What'll I win if I stand up.
Batman: (Loud) Do not stand up.
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- Part 1 of IRIS Logs
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- English
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- 7,825
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10 Jun 2026
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The Grayson Family Marine Rehabilitation Center by OberonBronze
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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It is an urban legend that Dick Grayson, son of late renowned marine biologists John and Mary Grayson, was raised by mermaids.
In reality, Dick Grayson was raised by one very committed merman.Or: Dick loves his finned family and they love their weird legged brother in return. Bruce is very proud of his land son. Jim Gordon just wants to retire.
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10 Jun 2026
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Bruce Wayne and his long-standing habit of tucking his kids into bed.
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05 Jun 2026
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There's a haunted apartment building in Vermont, and the ad says "Professional couple only". Dean and Cas rise to the occasion.
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- English
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- 37,153
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- 1/1
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- 855
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31 May 2026
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Existential Crisis Mode by LuciaInTheSky
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel Cinematic Universe
03 Jun 2026
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Peter was alone, mid-way through an existential crisis after the Erasure™ and was dreading the upcoming month of May.
Jason was sick of people telling him how he felt. ‘You don’t need us anymore,’ Artemis had told him, as if saying it would make it true. As if Jason needed someone to justify keeping them around. But three weeks back in Gotham and all Jason felt was fucking bored and lonely.
It was a relief, then, when some random New Yorker was thrown into his living room through a portal straight out of some LSD daydream.
Finally, something interesting to deal with.
Cue some wild family misunderstandings, criminal conspiracies and cults.
Because there’s always a goddamn cult.
(Portuguese translation available; Spanish translation available)
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- Part 1 of Crisis of Faith
- Part 1 of The Spideyhood Obsession Continues (More at Five)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 322,144
- Chapters:
- 58/?
- Collections:
- 72
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- 16,499
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- 30,833
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27 May 2026
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Lightning Lines by aestorian
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), DCU
06 Feb 2025
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“You're not from Gotham, are you?” Red Hood- and really that's a terrible name, he's wearing a helmet not a hood- finally provides what Peter assumes is the name of the city. Peter shrugs. “Here's some advice then, get out and go home.”
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After the events in NWH Peter falls into a different dimension filled with bats and birds and psychotic clowns.
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- Part 1 of WIP Wednesdays
- Part 1 of Batfam fics
- Part 2 of DCU WIPs
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 54,792
- Chapters:
- 15/?
- Collections:
- 30
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- 752
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23 May 2026
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Danny hears about a suspicious character lurking around Gotham and decides to befriend him. Jason has no thoughts on the matter — mostly, he has a lot of empty-head green-tinged rage on the matter.
This is less of a roadblock than one might expect. Danny thinks he might even be able to help the guy, if he can form enough of a relationship to bring up sensitive topics like "you have the ghostly equivalent of lead poisoning or maybe rabies, we aren't quite sure".
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- Part 1 of Danny Phantom is Not a Hero
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 30,737
- Chapters:
- 12/12
- Collections:
- 12
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- 1,753
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- 11,334
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- 2,934
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- 151,276
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20 May 2026
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The Hearts of Gotham by schrijverr
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
26 Dec 2023
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Bruce makes the Justice League believe he has two hearts and is a manifestation of Gotham’s night to throw them off his secret identity, not trusting them. When the sound system breaks, he doesn’t come clean, but lies instead that he split into two to make Robin. From there it spirals as all the Robins make the lies grow and twist it in their own ways, until the truth comes out.
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- English
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- 15,158
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- 7/7
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17 May 2026
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Is it running from your problems if your problems consider you to be a dead imprint of consciousness that killed their son? Yes, but Danny tries not to think about how his nightmares of his parents trying to kill him came true when they found out he was Phantom.
After being on the run from his parents and the government for a couple of months, moving from town to town, Danny ends up in Gotham City and decides to risk staying in Batman's territory. He'd take the wrath of Batman over live vivisection via beloved parents or being studied and torn apart by the government. Besides, he's not a meta. Being dead is a medical condition.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 116,692
- Chapters:
- 44/?
- Collections:
- 50
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- 10,416
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- 37,068
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15 May 2026
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#Superbat by lostinreeverie
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
27 May 2025
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The caption read: “They argue like an old married couple. #HeyGreenLanternHere #MomAndDadAreFighting #Superman #Batman #GrayGhost #JusticeLeague”
He didn’t think about it again until the next morning, when his phone wouldn’t stop buzzing and clearly tried to kill itself by falling off his bedside table. When he finally opened his phone he had a text from Barry that just said: “YOU JUST BROKE THE INTERNET!!”
Hal was confused until he realized one of his videos must have gone viral. Then he was smug.
Or, Hal broke the internet with one post, and now Clark and Bruce are trending for all the wrong (or right?) reasons.
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- English
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- 9,098
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- 1/1
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- 297
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- 8,897
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13 May 2026
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here be the Waynes by indigotigress7 for Nation_Ustria
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types
17 Aug 2025
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“Is there something you’re hiding from me, Richie?”
“Don’t call me that,” Dick says nervously. “I’m- I’m not-”
“What should I call you, then?” Clark presses. “Richard? Songbird? Robin? Were you the first Robin?”
Dick chitters in response, tongue forming inhuman birdlike syllables, and then slaps a hand over his mouth, eyes wide and pupils shrunken. “N- No,” he says unevenly. “No. I’m- I’m Dick. I’m just normal, really-”
“You’re more than that,” Clark snaps. He’s so close, he can feel it. “Come on, Dick, you can trust me. You’re a vigilante, aren’t you? Tell me the truth.”
“Please,” Dick gasps, doubling over. “Please, please, I can’t- it hurts-”
Or, Clark comes to Gotham determined to disprove the rumors that say the Waynes are possessed by the eldritch, inhuman Bats. What happens is... not that.
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- Part 3 of AU-gust 2025
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 7,387
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 1
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- 176
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09 May 2026
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Kid Tim and Kid Jason join the family early. Shenanigans ensue. That's it. That's the series. by raretune
Fandom Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Justice League - All Media Types
29 May 2026
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Longest series name ever. This is an AU where Kid Jason and Kid Tim join the Batfam early and cause adorable but badass havoc everywhere they go.
Each story is a standalone but connected.
The core story is complete. There may be extras in the future.
- Words:
- 43,552
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- 7
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- 296
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07 May 2026
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Code Cryptid by SummerKnight717
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Batman: Wayne Family Adventures (Webcomic)
16 May 2024
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In which Dick Grayson and Tim Drake tag team to make both Bruce and some very unfortunate kidnappers regret all their life decisions. Jason Todd is definitely not the only theatre kid in the family...
Dick really doesn't like putting on the Batsuit, thank you very much. So when he has to, he is at least owed some fun in it...
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07 May 2026
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"I'm Timothy Drake, I'm a dragon and I'm starting a hoard. I'm hoarding you." He said to Dick. His eyes went to Jason. "And you. Welcome to my hoard."
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A baby dragon decides to take initiative and adopt the Wayne's.
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- Part 4 of Batfamily Fluff
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 28,673
- Chapters:
- 19/?
- Collections:
- 61
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- 2,032
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04 May 2026
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Asimov’s Integral by sElkieNight60
Fandoms: DCU (Comics), DCU, Red Robin (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
14 Mar 2022
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Tim is an unwanted android, a Robo-Child. After being sent back by his parents, his last and only hope rests in the hands of a man still grieving the loss of his own son.
“I didn’t ask for a replacement,” Bruce barked. “I don’t want a replacement! You can go back and tell the RCO I don’t need a replacement.”
Bruce Wayne didn’t want him. If Bruce Wayne didn’t want him, he’d be sent back and dismantled.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 18,200
- Chapters:
- 4/4
- Collections:
- 28
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- 1,351
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- 13,189
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03 May 2026
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The Gold Standard by Jackedrabbit
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010), Nightwing (Comics)
26 Apr 2026
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A flash of something pink and shiny catches Jason’s eye, crunched in an aluminum ball and stuffed in the camper's door handle.
Oh shit.
“Wing, what does that wrapper say?”
“Why?” Dick drawls over the engine's death rattle, barely glancing up from his Twitter feed.
“Just read the fucking packaging,” Jason snaps back.
“Nerd’s Rope, 400 milligr- Jason did you give me a fucking edible?”
____________________________________In which the Red Hood attempts a union bust, suffers from Biblical road rage, smuggles drugs over the U.S-Mexico border, and cusses out Richard Nixon. Order of events not specified.
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- Part 1 of My Circus, My Monkeys
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01 May 2026
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Purple Kush by jupiterliketheplanet
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), DCU (Comics)
01 Aug 2025
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Tim Drake can't relax. The solution?
Marijuana.
or; Five times Tim got away with smoking in the manor (and the one time he was caught).
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- Part 1 of Hazy Days
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 8,107
- Chapters:
- 8/8
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 146
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- 5,311
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- 782
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01 May 2026
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None So Blind by prettybirdy979
Fandoms: Daredevil (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
18 Mar 2016
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They say when you assume you make an ass of you and me.
Matt wishes that the Avenger's assumptions about his seeming inability to read the written word did something as benign as making an ass of him and them. Being called illiterate shouldn't hurt, not when he knows he's not, and it's not like he can tell them the truth.
Not that the truth would make much difference. He's just going to have to grin and bear it.
If he can.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 29,468
- Chapters:
- 2/2
- Collections:
- 40
- Comments:
- 755
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- 31,237
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- 6,921
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- 307,306
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30 Apr 2026
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Thrown to the Bats by priincessmj
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man: Spider-Verse (Sony Animated Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
26 May 2026
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When a twelve year old Spider-Man is plucked from their universe and thrown into Gotham mere seconds before their death, the young hero must learn to survive in a new city far more dangerous than the one he left behind.
There’s just one problem: Peter wasn’t being rescued. He’s being used, as bait, for something not even Spider-Man or a team of bat vigilantes may be able to defeat.
Inspired by Dark Matter by mysterycyclone & Leap of Faith by alighterwood, DandelionPrince, & ErinWantsToWrite
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 513,875
- Chapters:
- 46/?
- Comments:
- 2,240
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- 6,034
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- 1,667
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- 290,029
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25 Apr 2026
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When they come for you by Singing_Siren
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Mar 2022
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Peter knew he was strange. He knew the spider bite changed him in ways that shouldn’t be possible. He also knew that this new version of himself was who he was always supposed to be. He liked who he was. Even through the whispers behind his back and right in his face, he liked who he was.
People talked. They talked about him, the people around him, even people he pretended not to know. They talked about the changes his body went through, the hint of fangs, the sudden flash of red eyes, the muscles he had gotten overnight, the scars marring every inch of his skin. They talked about the noises he made, the reactions he had to sudden movements, the way he walked around without shoes and didn’t even address it.
Or: Peter is the cryptid of Midtown High, and people like to gossip about him
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- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 5,218
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 27
- Comments:
- 137
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- 6,594
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23 Apr 2026
