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Spider-Man and The Art of Not Paying For Lunch by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV), Daredevil (Marvel Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types, Jessica Jones (TV), Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
11 Apr 2026
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Peter sits down at his desk—well, it’s supposed to be a desk. If you wanted to be super technical about it, it’s just a pile of textbooks covered by a tablecloth he’d scavenged from Aunt May’s the second time he moved out. But there aren’t any concrete rules about what does and doesn’t count as a desk. It’s an abstract thing, really.
He opens the notebook in front of him, ripping out the first few pages. He doesn’t need them, and he isn’t going to buy a whole new notebook for this. That’s the entire point.
On a clean page, Peter starts writing.‘The Leech Diet™ - A Scientific Approach to Being Broke’
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A Vengeful Spiteful Evil Thing by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse)
14 Mar 2026
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“Are you going to keep channelling your inner ostrich or are you going to tell me what the emergency is?”
“Who said anything about emergencies? I’m just here to hang out.”
“Do you want me to read all thirty-three messages or just the highlights?”
Peter threw a cushion at her.
She looked terribly relaxed. The vengeful, spiteful, evil thing.Series
- Part 3 of Chasing Highs
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Certified Genius by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel
17 Jan 2026
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"I have an extremely high intelligence. Even Mr Stark admitted it. But without all the Playboy. Or Billionaire.”
Ned raised an eyebrow. He had spent two hours in front of the mirror perfecting the art, and he sure as hell was going to use it.
“I’d believe you, Pete,” he said, turning back to the computer. “But Google says otherwise.”
There was a pause. Ned patiently watched, entertained, as Peter’s eyes darted over the text. Two, three, four times. Uncomprehending.
He had been waiting to see Peter’s reaction ever since he made the discovery himself.“But! Ned—This is obviously wrong. I mean…”
“Happens to the best of us,” he consoled, “I mean, look at Mr Stark.”
OR Child prodigy, Peter Parker, has always been smart, and everyone knew it. Spider-Man, on the other hand...
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Shutterbug by lanalas
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Marvel
22 Dec 2025
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The kid was breathless, flushed, with windswept hair. Barely twenty and still a complete disaster—more than usual, at least. His hair was always a mess.
“The shocker knocked out all the traffic lights, so there were some delays,” Parker explained, forgetting he had no place behind a wheel if he cared at all about public safety. He was bracing himself on Elizabeth’s desk. She tried, in vain, to swat his hand off with a ruler.
Jameson raised an eyebrow, "How did you take these?”
Parker wrinkled his nose in confusion, “With my camera?” He held up the camera, which hung around his neck by its cracked, leather straps—like that proved anything.
Jameson looked back at his screen. It was Spider-Man trading blows with the Shocker on Manhattan Bridge. The picture was taken slightly above. The shot was perfectly timed to capture the exact second Spider-Man crashed into someone’s car. He was surrounded by destruction. The bridge was deserted of civilians and press alike.
Parker hovered at his elbow like a fruit fly, impossible to swat away. “Do you have to use that one? There’s, like, twenty more where he’s winning.”
-OR J. Jonah Jameson's side of the story.
Series
- Part 2 of Chasing Highs
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We'll Work on the Name by lanalas
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Marvel
30 Nov 2025
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Team Red is a stupid name. Seriously, who chose that?
The trouble was no one in Team Red could think of anything better.OR: Team Red is terrible at naming things.
(They all call eachother Red. That's it. That's the whole plot.)
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Chasing Highs by lanalas
Fandom Daredevil (TV), Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
14 Mar 2026
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After an unfortunate incident involving several genades, a couple thousand kilos of super cocaine and one Merc with a Mouth, upstanding citizen/vigilante, Spider-Man, gets high.
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