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    In sixth year, Sirius Black had two major realizations.

    First and foremost, Sirius was utterly, irrevocably and in an almost excruciatingly embarrassing way head over heels for his best friend.

    Secondly, his best friend was kind of a slut.

     

    Aka the one where everyone is in love with Remus and Sirius is sexually frustated.

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    After everything, Aziraphale and Crowley, by unspoken agreement, begin sharing their lives.
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    Why? Aziraphale wanted to ask him, why millennia of the way things were, and now this?

    But while Crowley seemed to have little issue upending every unspoken rule they’d ever written for themselves, Aziraphale was not so flexible, and they had spent thousands of years never quite addressing whatever it was this had stemmed from. Words, Aziraphale had always felt, were for bickering about where to eat for lunch, or hashing out ontological debates, or other trivial nonsense; there was no need to trifle with the imprecision of language, with phrasing and the possibility of being misconstrued, when it came to important matters if the other person simply understood, without needing it said. Six thousand years ago, when Aziraphale had met Crowley on the wall of Eden, watching the first two humans set out to begin the rest of history, something deep within him, more central even than his Grace, had thought, oh, it’s you, and that had been enough for him--for both of them, he assumed--for three millennia.

    However much he wanted to ask, he didn’t know how. The words simply weren’t there.

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    23 May 2026

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    Tony Baddingham never stays late to confront Cameron. He never gets into a fight with her and never gets the shit knocked out of him by that trophy. He never bleeds out in his office.

    Instead, Tony uses his brain and goes home to his wife in an attempt to fix his marriage and everything that’s threatening to crumble apart beneath him.

    This leads to him having to deal with Venturer in a whole new way, including how he’ll handle Cameron’s betrayal while he and Monica attempt to make their family whole in a way it never has been. It’s not going to be easy, not with Rupert, Declan, Freddie, and everyone else in his way.

    But Tony’s at his best when he’s in a tight spot.

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    i needed tony to not be dead, so i came up with this.

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    15 May 2026

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    The body of a Prince was not like anyone’s. His hand only ever held others in a firm handshake, and rarely without gloves. Sometimes he would raise the delicate hands of noble ladies to his lips for a brief kiss, but it was all out of propriety. He rarely touched others, but what was even rarer was others touching him. The only ones who dared were his knights, and even they only smacked his shoulder or patted his back in friendly roughhousing. Gripping each other’s arms before battle was the most heartfelt touch they exchanged. Lingering soft touches were not done. Any lingering touch on his person could be interpreted as political movements. After all, Arthur’s body wasn’t his own. It never had been. He was Camelot’s first and foremost. Even above his own needs and wants.

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    21 Apr 2026