kyme
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dust in my eye by kyme for Otno
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2024
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He lay there long enough for his blood to grow a flower, its petals pitch black from despair, its leaves nourished by his tears. And by the time he left, it had turned to ash.
And so the story goes, if a speck of that ash gets into your eye, your heart will turn to despair, what was once bright will turn grey, all that was wonderful and joyful will cease to please you, and no matter how you look, you will never see a single mote of love.
Yue Qi has to save his beloved from his own despair.
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Plum Blossoms on Snow: Yue Qi's adventures in romance by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
26 Sep 2023
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Wait. That was it! Tianlang Jun had possibly the best idea he had ever had in his entire 389 year existence!!!
“Yue Qi, this master knows exactly what you need to do.”
An exercise in how many failed romance tropes Yue Qi is going to go through before he gets his one true love, supported by Tianlang Jun, master romancer extraordinaire.
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Safe and Sound by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 Sep 2023
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A tiger demon and a cat demon snuggle.
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Best Noodles for Miles Around by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Aug 2023
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“What were you doing in that part of town anyway? Lordlings like you don’t bother hanging around there unless they feel like being ‘generous’ or having ‘fun’.” Shen Jiu’s face clearly shows what he thinks of them. He ladles soup into a bowl of freshly boiled noodles, tops it with a lusciously gleaming meat sauce and bright green spring onions and places it in front of Yue Qingyuan. His eyes slide over Yue Qingyuan consideringly.
Yue Qingyuan is saved by a local noodle seller and proceeds to concoct the grandest and most elaborate scheme to win over his beloved.
First step, slurp on the best noodles for miles.
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无处话凄凉 | Nowhere to speak of my loneliness and desolation by kyme
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Apr 2023
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He was seeing Shen Jiu everywhere, it seemed. Just last week he paused in a busy market, thinking he’d spotted someone who moved like Xiao Jiu did, but in the end it wasn’t him.
It sometimes felt like it never would be.
Yue Qingyuan makes a new friend in an unlikely place.
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on the booze with taibai by rainfrog
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jul 2024
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“Pay,” Lan Wangji slurs, but intensely, “attention to me.”
Jiang Cheng takes a deep breath, and sees Wei Wuxian instinctively lean backwards. “And why should I?” he asks through gritted teeth, attempting to remain cordial.
Lan Wangji squints. “Jiang Wanyin, we are bonded,” he states as if Jiang Cheng were a child. “You cannot tell due to your status as a Beta–”
He yanks his wrist out of Lan Wangji’s hold as Nie Huaisang unfolds his fan to convey his interest, and Wei Wuxian looks like he’s seconds from passing away. “My status as a what?”
“A Beta,” Lan Wangji repeats firmly.
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17 Jun 2026
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In which Lan Xichen finds himself being coaxed from seclusion by Jiang Cheng of all people.
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16 Jun 2026
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It Started With Fish Heads by Prudabaga
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
29 May 2020
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Geralt, a merman, courts Jaskier using traditional merfolk customs. Jaskier thinks he’s being punked.
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16 Jun 2026
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Bad ideas (where they lead) by JungleJelly
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
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Jiang Cheng is a busy man. Fortunately, he is also a huge pushover when it comes to his sister, so when she recommends that he start doing yoga, he agrees pretty easily.
Featuring Lan Xichen in yoga pants, Jiang Cheng’s inability to handle a crush, and, perhaps most importantly, a big fluffy dog.
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15 Jun 2026
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He knows it's wrong to find Bucky so fucking sexy when he's in Winter Soldier mode, every movement screaming danger-danger. No one ever claimed Tony was right in the head. Bloody, post-battle soldiers shouldn't be attractive but Bucky is.
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15 Jun 2026