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“But there's different levels, isn't there?” Bond presses. “Does he look at your mouth, your wrists, your fingers? Does he invite you to look at him instead? Is he someone who never breaks eye contact? Is he one of those men who wants you to proposition him?”
“How many men have you dated?” Q asks, fascinated.
“Wrong question”, Bond replies, “you want to ask how many of those men I've been.”
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- Part 13 of cicak's farces
- Part 6 of enjoying my own work
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10 Jun 2026
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“My name is Pussy Galore.”
Q doesn’t process his honest-to-god spit take until he sees the tea all over his soaked desk.
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Five times James Bond encounters women with absurd names, and one where he finds out a perfectly ordinary one.
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07 Jun 2026
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Q just wants a nice night involving dinner, drinks, and a good shag (if he's lucky enough). It's too bad James Bond won't let him have one.
Or, the one where Bond is a persistent nuisance and keeps interrupting Q's dates.
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07 Jun 2026
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“You can look,” Bond says, with soft amusement. “I won’t bite your head off. Everyone else looks.”
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Or, the one where Q sees Bond in uniform for the first time.
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07 Jun 2026
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use your hands (and my spare time) by thestalwartheart
Fandoms: James Bond (Craig Movies)
19 Mar 2022
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“It’s not what you think. I’ve just never…” Bond clears his throat, and if Q didn’t know any better he’d say the man was nervous. “God, with all the things I’ve done. I’ve never done that.”
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It's a rare thing, but there are some experiences new to James Bond. Q is happy to fill in the gaps.
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07 Jun 2026