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Fortune Favours The Brave by RestMyCase
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Mar 2026
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“I’m serious!” Shen Yuan continued, warming to the idea immediately. “You’ve got the whole vibe down. The calm, the posture, the ‘I could sentence you to death but I’m feeling merciful today’ expression.”
The man leaned back, thinking harder.
“Maybe a scholar type,” he mused aloud. “Though if you were in that novel you'd probably end up the antagonist.”
He wrinkled his nose.
“And let me tell you—nobody wants to be Shen Qingqiu.”
Shen Jiu’s fan stilled.
Shen Jiu’s bad, worse, and somehow good day in modern Shanghai, featuring the mortifying ordeal of being known.
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23 Jun 2026
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A Treatise on the Care and Feeding of Eldritch Familiars by RestMyCase for eclipse888
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
12 Jun 2026
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“Does bonding with you mean you’re mine?” he asked with nearly a childlike wonder.
Gasps erupted behind them.
Familiars did not speak aloud.
Shen Jiu ignored everyone else completely.
“It means you're mine,” he corrected coolly.
The creature’s eyes narrowed pleasantly.
“Ah,” it said softly. “That works too.”
Shen Jiu wants a powerful familiar. An intelligent familiar. A familiar worthy of the Academy's top student.
What he gets is Shen Yuan.
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Shen Jiu accidentally summons an eldritch horror with the personality of an affectionate cat and discovers that everyone else's survival instincts are dramatically overdeveloped.
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23 Jun 2026
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"I'll keep you updated. In the meantime, go back to sleep. When you need to worry, I'll tell you."
"Heh." Ryland ran his hand down his face. "It's terrible you know that it actually makes me feel better. What would I do without you?"
"Explode at a colleague at a conference and get expelled from academia and become a middle school teacher." Eva said, promptly.
"Wow, you've thought about that way too hard." Ryland laughed. "Middle schoolers might not vape in class, though. Maybe I should switch."
"Let's not joke."
or: fourteen conversations where ryland grace doesn’t realize eva stratt is a time traveller
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19 Jun 2026
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All I know. (And all I need to know.) by Sonic_Rider
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
21 May 2026
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“You flatter me.”
Grace shakes her head. “I— I really don’t mean to.”
“But you do.” Adrian insists. “You name planet that saved the universe after me. You name planet that seeded all life after me… now you tell me that I am something humans would like to adorn themselves with?”
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Or: My Mate nearly died in space and all I got was an exophilic need for the alien he brought back.
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19 Jun 2026
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They were used to Mulan oversleeping, 'Ping' had gotten into the habit of being an early riser.
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17 Jun 2026