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When news of Suna and Osamu’s relationship hits the internet without their approval, their friends leap into action to throw the press off its rhythm and off Suna and Osamu’s trail. Chaos and confusion ensues.
“Hey, Suna?” Washio calls. Weariness and confusion dull the edge of his voice, though more so the latter. Suna, who has an expert understanding of all the nuances of Washio's exasperation levels easily determines it's not his fault.
"What is it?" Suna asks when he doesn't elaborate.
At last, Washio tears himself away from the screen, flipping the phone around so Suna can see. “Since when are Bokuto and Osamu dating?”
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Permission Slip by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
28 Jan 2023
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Klee invites Aether to the Knights of Favonius headquarters for an interrogation. Everyone is confused.
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Two of a Kind by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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After crossing paths with Diona late one night between Mondstadt and Springvale, Diluc grows concerned for her wellbeing. What follows sends him on a journey that will change both of their lives forever.
Diluc's parenting instincts have Activated
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- Part 1 of Finding Home
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Heat of the Moment by ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
26 Aug 2022
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The regulars are one of the few guaranteed bright spots in his day. Like Albedo, the stressed grad student who only shows up in the evenings, slogging through the door in various stages of haggard, and ordering a red eye and a croissant.
Speaking of—Diluc glances at the clock on the wall. It's nearly 7:30, which means if Albedo hasn’t shambled through the door by now, then he’s probably a no show. Diluc isn’t disappointed. He’s not. It’s not like Albedo is his favorite customer or anything.
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suna @sunarin · 31m
Due to personal reasons, @miyasam is DEAD TO MEosamu @miyasam · 30m
replying to @miyasam
OH YEAH? TWOO CAN PLAY THAT GAME. @sunarin IS DEAD TO MEatsumu @miya_a · 28m
replying to @miyasam
STOP you guys are sCARING MESuna and Osamu are absolutely shook when Atsumu et al appear on their doorstep, distraught over their recent public breakup. The only problem is, they weren't dating in the first place.
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Finding Home by keenbean, ZhongliRetirementParty (keenbean)
Fandom 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
22 Jan 2023
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- 2
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- 16
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Bob and Dick by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Haikyuu!!, Original Work, Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime)
12 Mar 2022
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The journey of Bob and Dick through time and space.
[Bob and Dick appear in fics other than these. They make cameos in Right Kind of Love and Stand Your Ground.
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A series of semi-connected kid / parenthood fics on the HQ!! boys and their future families.
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~ IwaOi
~ BokuAka
~ SunaOsa
~ SakuAtsu- Words:
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It Takes a Village by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Aug 2018
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Ficlets featuring parents, Bruce Banner and Thor, and kid Loki
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- 12,111
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Raised by Wolves by keenbean, pancake_surprise (keenbean)
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 May 2021
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A series of loosely connected one-shots and stories in a world where Sirius and Remus raise Harry.
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- 25,096
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erudite by PenAndInkPrincess
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto | The Apothecary Diaries (Anime)
23 Dec 2025
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“Maomao?” He presses, fingers closing over hers and lowering their joined hands to her lap, and she blinks in surprise at the use of her name. “What is it? What’s wrong?”
“Their technique is sloppy,” she answers honestly. “I feel strain on my heart. They should have targeted the nervous system instead.”
Master Jinshi stares at her like she’s spoken a foreign language he can’t even begin to try and understand. She tries to explain.
“Certain snake venoms cause coagulation of the blood, which could have been effective and made the blood unable to move through my veins, but if the end result is simply making my heart stop beating by targeting the muscles involv-”
“Maomao,” Master Jinshi says, very calmly, “I need you to stop speaking now.”
(an assassin tries to kill jinshi with a poisoned blade that gets maomao instead) (she is obviously much less concerned about this than everyone else)
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the sun shines and fights for your day by the_one_that_fell
Fandoms: Fruits Basket - Takaya Natsuki (Manga), Fruits Basket
05 Aug 2020
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Machi didn’t get harassed or catcalled often. But that didn’t mean it never happened.
Or, Machi is rescued by the two youngest members of the Zodiac.
Bookmarked by keenbean
19 May 2026
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having a kid is a walk in the park (jurassic park) by attackofthezee (noxlunate)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
11 Jan 2022
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There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep. There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep. There’s a baby on Atsumu’s doorstep.
Atsumu blinks down at it. It blinks back.
“What the fuck?” He asks the baby.
The baby, unsurprisingly, doesn’t have an answer.
In which Atsumu is suddenly thrust into fatherhood and it doesn’t go nearly as bad as anyone expects. Also, he somehow manages to fall in love along the way.
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- English
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- 8,910
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Bookmarked by keenbean
27 Apr 2026
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Sometimes true love is buying your overdramatic husband a plant and a dog to test if he's ready for fatherhood.
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- Part 3 of Much Ado About Miya
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So—yeah. The thirst trap is a flop. Osamu didn't even notice Suna's immaculate six-pack, and even if Osamu hadn't slid in his DMs quite in the way Komori had promised he would, he could've at least appreciated the view instead of fixating on the sashimi takeout. Suna tells himself to just take the L and move on.
But—admittedly—Suna finds that he can't. Because Osamu's hot, and whatever he was doing to Suna in his sex dream was hot, and Suna knows that he shouldn't be having thoughts like this about the guy who has been his best friend for over half his life. As much as he knows he should feel guilty about it, he wants to indulge in it, just a little more.
Bookmarked by keenbean
13 Apr 2026